Hello everyone. Mr. Mistoffelees, the Original Conjuring Cat, has asked me, Slytherin1595, to write about his life. He wanted me to tell the world of his greatest magical mistake. Every detail you read was real and actually happened.
All Jellicles appearing in this story are real. Any resemblance to non Jellicles, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
*I do not own Cats.*
The black and white tuxedo tom, otherwise known as the magical Mr. Mistoffelees, was looking through his spellbooks in his den. He leafed through every book, hoping to find something new that interested him. Book after book, he found nothing.
Mistoffelees, who liked to be called Misto, sighed. He enjoyed expanding his magic even further, but he knew no more spells. Knowing the Calico mates, Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer, had a reputation for stealing, he asked them to steal him a new spell book.
The Calico mates came back an hour later, lugging a new spellbook behind them. Misto took it gratefully and flipped it open.
"Opposites Attract…" Misto read out loud. "Hm, that sounds interesting." (Unfortunately, Misto has asked me not to reveal the instructions, just in case you're a conjurer).
He gathered his black cauldron and the ingredients required. He groaned when he read the last ingredient: one hair from each test subject. He gathered the kittens and sent them to retrieve the hairs. They came back and added their own hairs as well. Misto pulled out one of his hairs and dropped them all into the cauldron.
"Ooh!" The kittens said in unison. The potion began bubbling over and changing colors.
"How long will it take to be done?" Etcetera asked.
"It says it'll take about 6 hours," Misto read from the spellbook. The kittens left and Misto climbed into his bed.
It was a windy night in the city. Misto curled up in his blankets, fast asleep, warm and safe from the weather. A gust of wind blew through Misto's pipe. It rattled his potion cupboard. One of the ingredients (Misto asked me not to say) toppled over and fell into the cauldron. The potion began changing colors and bubbling more than before. A bright green light shot out from the cauldron and out of Misto's den. It encircled the junkyard, closing the Jellicle Tribe in a green bubble.
The Jellicles were unaware of what was happening to their home, or more importantly, to themselves.