The young filly flew through the halls of school confidently. She knew none of the teachers were fast enough to catch her, nor smart enough to outsmart her. The colorful young one grinned with eyes closed as she felt successful in her actions. In doing so, she underestimated the authority figures around her. She bumped into the Vice of the school and grinned goofily.

"Rainbow Dash." The two names donned to the filly were the first to come out of the school's head's mouth. Usually, when an authority spoke a trouble maker's name, said pony would get nervous and weak. Rainbow Dash wasn't like others, she always wore a smug grin on her face, even now in her time of punishment.

"Yes." the filly answered. The one word nearly cause the principal to flinch. Every time Rainbow Dash and her spoke, there was something unsettling about Dash and she didn't like it.

The principal sighed and gestured to the younger pony into her office. Once they sat, the silence was broken again. "Why?" Rainbow Dash tilted her head in a confused fashion. "Why do you do have to cause so much trouble? If a teacher calls you out for something, why can't you just oblige their orders?"

"Uh, 'cause they were wrong in calling me out, duh." Rainbow answered matter-of-factly.

Once again, the principal sighed. Why did she have to be such a smart alec? "Well can you at least pretend like you're sorry like a normal student?"

She fake pondered. "Nope."

"Alright, Rainbow, I know you're a smart kid," Dash nodded in agreement, "but do you have to be so difficult? Look, I'm going to propose something. Tone it down," she began, "and you can get tickets for the next Wonderbolts show in Cloudsdale."

Rainbow once again fake pondered. "Nah." At this, the principal was shocked; mouth agape and all.

"B-but, I thought... wait... what?!" the head stammered.

"Nice try Bethany, but I'm not some ten year you can fool with one ticket anymore. You know I'm smarter than that." Rainbow Dash gloated. Her principal was a bit lost for words. She did know Dash was smarter than that. She knew her immense love for the 'Bolts could no longer be used as a weakness. Rainbow knew every trick she had, she learned them all in her first two years of high school.

"Go back to class."


Home, the only place Rainbow was allowed to be herself, a nerd. Not only was she academically nerdy, but she was also quite geeky when it came to "nonmainstream" things such as anime. In her high school days, she was known as three things: a lazy worker, a speedy flier, and a smart alec. Every class was boring and tedious, nothing was new to Dash, so she napped. Senior year was when she decided to drop out and leave behind her title of a nerd. To be a Wonderbolt, she'd have to be radical, nerds were not radical.

Once Rainbow entered her home, she looked around for any followers or eavesdroppers. None in sight. Closing her shades and locking herself in her den, Dash sat back to enjoy her favorite past time: Ponymon.


A/N: *Tch tch ckssss* Will someone teach me how to funny, I don't funny. This is only the beginning. I was gonna write the actual story, but I think a little past story is required for full reading pleasure. ( tomcolt15. deviantart #/ d5qkema )((delete them spaces)) Yeah... next chap'll be out by next week... or not.
What made me want to write this... why did I do this... this'll probably be the worst work I put out here... I'm sorry.
Dun kill meh :c