I don't own the tune or characters!
To the tune of the song Aladdin sings when he's running away from the guards.
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Picture Gambit, Logan, Cyclops, Jubilee, Kurt, Rouge and Beast chasing Bobby around the mansion, while Bobby sings. The rest of the X-Men are standing in a group.
[Bobby:] Gotta keep
One jump ahead of Logan
One swing ahead of Rouge
I prank only when I get bored
That's all the time
One jump ahead of Kurt
That's all, and that's no joke
These guys don't appreciate prankster folk
[X-Men:] Popsicle! Ice Cube! Dead boy! Take that!
[Bobby:] Just a little prank, guys
[X-Men who aren't chasing Bobby:] Rip him up, get you own back, guys
[Bobby:] I can take a hint, gotta run the fastest
[X-Men who aren't chasing Bobby:] Oh it's sad Bobby's hit the bottom
He's become a one-man blood level raiser
I'd blame parents except they ain't here
[Bobby:] Gotta prank for fun, gotta run to live
Tell you all about it when I got the time!
One jump ahead of Cyclops
One skip ahead of Gambit
Next time gonna do a prank from afar
One jump ahead of the Beast
One hit ahead of Jubilee
I think I'll take an ice slide around the mansion
[X-Men:] Stop, Popsicle! Ice Cube! Dead boy! Take That!
[Bobby:] Let's not be too hasty
[Logan:] Still I think he's rather tasteless
[Bobby:] Gotta prank for fun, gotta run to live
Otherwise we'd get along
[X-Men:] Wrong!
[Bobby:] One jump ahead of the charged cards
(Popsicle!)
One hop ahead of the laser ray
(Ice Cube!)
One trick ahead of fireworks
(Dead Boy!)
They're quick, but I'm much faster
(Take that!)
Here goes, better throw my hand in
Wish me happy freezing
All I gotta do is slide