This Unstable Amalgam Called Life
The life story of man who has died more times than he's ever really lived. Well, it's the story about one of his lives. OC Self-Insert.
Prologue
Well, hello there. It's a pleasure to meet you. My name is Jason, well technically It's Jei-sun this time around (and no, I didn't pick that. Apparently, whatever being/power that's behind this bullshit thinks it's got jokes). Funny how that apparently works. Oh, sorry. I should probably explain that a bit. You see, this isn't uh… How should I put this? This isn't my first time around the block, as it were. Wait, that's a bit vague isn't it?
Eh, you know what? Fuck it. I'll just be blunt with you, got to tear those bandages off quickly, I've been told. It just so happens that I've died… uh… hmm... I can't really recall how many times it's been now but, yeah. I've died, quite a few times now. I know death like I know… Uh, some generic thing that you'd expect someone to be well-versed in. Yeah, like that. I've died peacefully, been murdered, during surgery, …during sex once (that one was fun), and… well yeah. Lots of dying.
Oh, but don't pity me! I've come to terms with all this …well, to be frank, this absurd bullshit. It's actually pretty fun though really, because every time I die, I get reborn into another world, with all of my previous memories intact. Fucking nuts, right? Anyway, have you ever heard that theory, the one that claims that works of fiction are really just little holes in the walls that make up an interconnected web of infinite universes? The theory that it's these little holes that allow us to glimpse through the fabric of our own reality and see another that might inspire us to create said fiction. That… just might have some merit to it, if my experiences are anything to go by. And to my horror/delight, this time I've been reborn into a world that I'm intimately familiar with. A world that helped shape my childhood, and that I'd loved even up until the end of my first life. A world that I'm still in love with, even. It's Naruto (duh, you're only here for that part). I've been reborn into the fucking world of NARUTO. *Sigh* Well, wish me luck. Because this shit is not going to be pretty.
AN: Well, this was very spur of the moment for me. This is my first attempt at a story, and I have no idea what I'm doing or what (if anything) will come of this. Sorry for the short prologue, but this is really just to... check the waters, and seeing I'm willing to set sail(...that felt lame. Was that lame?). I'll clarify more on the story, if I decide to continue. Please leave any and all feedback, if you have any. Thanks for taking the time to read all of this. Take care.