Kagome's Pimple Part 2
In Kagome's Pimple part 1, Kagome awoke in the morning with Inuyasha staring at her. With that she asks him what does he want and he pokes her in the face. Now if you're wondering why he does this read Kagome's Pimple part 1. Now to continue with part two…
"No way I'm I going to buy this. Why would she need those," says Inuyasha. Then Miroku pauses for a moment and then his "light bulb" lights up.
"I think it something they call a period. It happens to a woman when they turn a certain age and continues once every four weeks." Then with disguise Inuyasha answers Miroku with a smart comment "If I wanted to know that I could have just snuck into health class with the fifth grade girls. Then my mind wouldn't be filled with these disturbing things that you have introduced to me. Good Day Miroku my fine sir. (British moment)
A few hours later after returning from shopping Inuyasha and Miroku are walking along then they spy a flower in the bushes.
"Let's pick that flower for me lady Kagome. This flower which represents her beauty will surely lift her spirits," says Miroku. Then Inuyasha interrupts Miroku's moment of love and smacks him over the head.
"Get over yourself Miroku, you can't calm Kagome down with just a flower. It takes more than that it takes brute force. You would have to collected thousands upon thousands of flowers to appease Kagome and her hate over that pimple on her face."
Three hours later. Sango and Kagome are around back when Inuyasha and Miroku return.
"Sango, Kagome where are you? We're back from shopping. Anyone there?" Then Shippo came out from the back. Then he looked back behind him in fear. Inuyasha then asks, "What's wrong Shippo? Is Kagome all right?" Then Shippo pauses and answers.
"You remember that thing on Kagome's face? Well now it got bigger. She tried to pop it and… ummm." Then Miroku yells, "It worked didn't it!!! Oh my sweet Kagome she is back to her normal beautiful self." Then he runs behind the tent and there is a girlish scream. Then Inuyasha rushes back behind the tent, "Get off of her Miroku. Kagome will never be yours. WHAT?!" It was Miroku screaming, "NOOOOOOO!!!! What has happened to me lady Kagome?"
Inuyasha see what Miroku means. Instead of the pimple disappearing it grew. It was now the size of a baseball. Then Inuyasha says to Kagome in a stunned voice, "What is that thing? It not the pimple I hope. No, it can't be… someone hit you in the face right? RIGHT?!" Then Kagome speaks for the first time.
"No, Inuyasha I DIDN'T get hit in the face. I tried to squeeze the pimple and it got bigger and bigger and BIGGER!!! WHY ME?! Why now? My life is ruined." Then Inuyasha walks away into the woods.
To Be Continued…
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