Artemis Fowl-TALENT?

by Shizuki Omi

Artemis Fowl has just pulled off the most brilliant feat of his career, he has come back from the dead. after gaining his memories, Artemis's friend and sister to his bodygaurd, Juliet, finds that Ireland a Talent Show is having an audition to gain some more performers. With some convincing Artemis agrees to the auditions and they all go to try out. When a new character appears.

1. Chapter 1

ARTEMIS FOWL:TALENT?

Chapter 1

Artemis was distressed. He had recently recovered his memories after his 'death' and was now facing guilt at the stress and anguish he had caused his friends and family. Other than Fowl manor the world was in Chaos and was just beginning to 'create' lightbulbs.

Artemis heard a soft sigh. He looked behind him and saw a slight shimmer in the air.

He sighed.

"Holly, you can unshield." He said.

Holly sighed and unshielded, rtaking off her helmet and putting it on the bed.

"How's the clone mud boy?"

Artemis smiled.

"Other than the six toes on one foot thanks to Foaly and slight loss of muscle memory I'm fine."

"I heard that Fowl!" said Foaly from the intercom on Holly's helmet.

Artemis raised a delicate eyebrow

"You did? How uncanny." Said Artemis voice dripping with sarcasim.

"You know I think I liked you better when you were dead. Almost" He said hastily.

Holly shot the helmet a glare that would of made a troll cry for it's mother.

"Really Foaly? I'm hurt." Said Artemis.

Foaly started guffawing loudly.

"You? Hurt? I doubt that."

Artemis smiled one of his infamous vampire smiles just as the door burst open and Butler charged in.

Artemis and Holly jumped.

"Butler you scared me!" Said Artemis

Butler eyes narrowed turned to Holly.

"Next time inform me you are coming. How am I supposed to protect him if invisible fairies keep popping up everywhere?"

Holly grinned a hovered up to Butlers height.

"Don't worry old friend you'll find a way."

Butler scoffed.

Suddenly a rumbling filled the room.

"Um." Said Artemis looking sheepish.

"Time for a snack break." said Holly. "Butler?"

Butler nodded and they headed downstairs.

"Ooh!" said Juliet "Bob Keslem is soooooo much better than Dora Lockney at dancing?"

"What?" said Holly.

"Shh." Said Juliet.

"and now!" said the TV "We have one more space in the All Irelands Talent Show! Anyone with Talent and wanting to be on stage come to the Ireland Talent Theater today to see if you can win a spot on the stage and more money than you can spend!"

Butler inwardly rolled his eyes.

"Oh my god! Oh my god!" Juliet screamed " can we go Dom please!"

" I for one am interested in this 'spot'." Said Artemis.

" Oh please!" said Holly "Everyone knows you only want it for the gold!"

"I'm gonna throw some jade princess wrestling moves on them! They won't be able to resist! What are you gonna do big bro? Oh I know! Sing!"

Butler looked down at Juliet he looked at Holly fiddling with her collar, and Artemis, who had a look of mild curiosity on his face.

Butler sighed.

"Alright."

"Yipee!" Juliet squealed. "Lets go right know!"

She looked at Artemis.

"If that's okay?" she asked a pleading look in her eyes.

Artemis looked at her.

"Very well lets us all go to the bentely." He looked at Holly inquiringly. " Coming Holly?"

Holly sighed.

"Alright, I guess it will be funny to watch mud men audition for a TV show."

"Then what are we waiting for!" Juliet shouted "Lets Go!"

It was the start, of a great mistake.