The Dragon and The Mutt Chapter 1: Prologue, a yu-gi-oh fanfic

Author's Note:

PrincessChaos: Welcome to my new story peeps!

Kaiba: Welcome…back to hell…

PrincessChaos: What did I tell you about behaving this way!?

Kaiba: Nothing…

PrincessChaos: (Throws a knife which manages to cut off a lock of his hair) Oh yes I did…

Kaiba: (Gulp) S-Sorry…

PrincessChaos: Good. You need to learn to respect people who can hurt you.

Kaiba: (Grumbles)

PrincessChaos: Okay then…this story is about Seto Kaiba and Joey Wheeler. It's a one shot, short story, well maybe not. That is if I can add a lot more humor. And no it ISN'T a yaoi. Well they both get stuck in an elevator together, which we know we'll laugh about. We all know Kaiba and Joey hate each other, so get ready to cry from laughing. Now I introduce you The Dragon and The Mutt…ENJOYEE!

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Yu-Gi-Oh! all I own is this story's plot.

We all know how much Seto Kaiba hates Joey Wheeler, but what will happen if by some horrific chance they get stranded in an elevator together? Let's just say not so well.

The Dragon and The Mutt

PrincessChaos

Prologue

Kaiba Corporations

Seto Kaiba glared at Joey Wheeler in pure anger.

You see they both were trapped in an elevator.

Inside Kaiba Corporations.

And this is how it all started…

Joey had been stalking Kaiba all day demanding a duel.

O-o Since when is Joey a stalker? - PrincessChaos

Hey I'm no stalker! –Joey

Sure…now on with the story. - PrincessChaos

"Damn you Kaiba! Come on duel me!"

"No. You're a waste of my precious time."

"Look here moneybags! You're gonna duel me or else!"

Kaiba perked an eyebrow.

"Oh scary threatening people superior then yourself? How very mutt like."

"Stop callin' me a mutt! Now let's duel!"

"No," Kaiba said walking into the elevator. Joey followed.

"Stop damn stalking me mutt! Go chase your tail!"

"I ain't stalking ya'! And I'm not a mutt!" he yelled as he kicked the elevator.

And the elevator stopped suddenly…

Back to the present…

And you know what?

Joey broke the elevator, because of that kick.

But it was Kaiba's fault for calling him a mutt…

But then Joey had been stalking Kaiba all day…

Whatever.

The point is they were trapped in an elevator together.

Oh joy.

And Kaiba was on the edge of taking Joey's head and continuously slamming it against the elevator wall.

"Stop glarin' at me like that moneybags!"

"I can do whatever the hell I want mutt! You broke the damn elevator!"

"It was an accident! Anyways isn't this elevator suppose to be soph-soph--"

"Sophisticated? Yes it is."

Joey let out a snort, as if saying yah right.

As soon as Kaiba got out of the elevator was going to find out who designed this elevator then make sure they could never work in this town ever again. (O ME! Oh wait…eep!)

"Hey! Let's duel!"

Kaiba perked an eyebrow. How dense was Joey? Kaiba had been refusing all day, what makes him so sure that he wanted to duel now? Especially being trapped in an elevator with him, the mutt.

Why the hell isn't there an emergency phone in this damn elevator!?

"No."

"Come on!"

"No."

"Afraid you're gonna lose huh?"

Kaiba snorted.

"Lose to an amateur such as yourself. Ha! I could beat you with my eyes close. You're a waste of my time."

"We're stuck in an elevator. We have the time."

"You planned this didn't you, mutt?"

"No."

"Oh yeah, I forgot your mother dropped you on your head. You don't have the brains to plan this."

"Hey! That was accidental!"

Kaiba blinked.

Oh yeah…that explains a lot…

"Is it going to kill ya' to duel me!?"

"Yes."

Joey clenched his fist and then opened it.

Kaiba perked an eyebrow at Joey.

"What? Going to hit me in my own building?"

Joey crossed his arms and sat on the floor Indian style. He remembered last time what had happened when he had tried to hurt Kaiba, he had ended up hurting himself instead.

"Wise choice."

"Why I…ada…"

Kaiba smirked.

"Do what?"

"Nuthin…"

"Hmm…thought so mutt…"

"I am not a damn mutt! Now stop calling me that!"

"Make me…mutt."

Oh…Kaiba was pushing Joey's buttons. He was a second away from jumping on Kaiba and beating him into a bloody pulp.

"Stop calling me a mutt!"

"Mutt. Mutt. Mutt."

Kaiba was enjoying this.

Joey's eye was twitching, Kaiba had crossed the line.

"THAT'S IT!"

Joey lunged at Kaiba, but he stepped aside and Joey ran into the steel elevator door. Ouch. Not that it made much of a difference to Joey's brain. (I made a joke!)

"OW! OW! OW! OW!" Joey yelled as he clutched onto his aching head. Kaiba couldn't help but let out a laugh. Joey looked at Kaiba shocked.

"Did ya' just laugh?"

Kaiba stopped laughing.

Damn! I let it slip!

"No….that's absurd."

"Ya' just laughed! It's Armageddon! AH!" Joey yelled running around in circles.

"Do you even know what Armageddon means?"

Joey stopped running…

"Uh…no."

Kaiba did an anime fall.

And to think that I thought for a second after he hit the wall he finally got some brains.

"I'm hungry…"

Kaiba heard Joey's stomach growl.

Kaiba did an anime tear drop.

"Well I don't have any damn food!"

"You're cheap, man."

"I am NOT cheap! We're in a damn elevator! Not a fucking diner!"

"Ya' whatever…" Joey said as he crossed his arms.

Kaiba rubbed his temples…

It's going to be a long…day.

- T O - B E - C O N T I N U E D -

Author's Comments:

PrincessChaos: Joey's right…you're cheap.

Kaiba: Shut it!

PrincessChaos: Well…I never! Well you should have at least had a damn emergency phone in the elevator!

Kaiba: You wrote the story like that remember?

PrincessChaos: Oh ya! And I'm the guy who made the "sophisticated" elevator!

Kaiba: You shall pay…

PrincessChaos: (Gulp) Rawr?

- P L E A S E - R E V I E W -

This story, or any parts of it, is not allowed to be reproduced unless granted permission by me. PrincessChaos.