Happy Ever After
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Summary: KG, happy ever after.
Author's Note: Begun quickly, then set aside, then finally ended quickly, with a smile. Hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: Do not own Naruto. But thanks FF dot net.
Genre: Humor. Because we all know we need it.
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We'd be sitting on the back porch of his home—why? Because it has the biggest view. So we'd be sitting there, and I'd go first:
"This man walked in my office this morning and being the prim and proper little chuunin, fresh off the exam field without a notch to his name, he said to me, 'Can I have an admittance paper ma'am? There's someone I need to sign in.' As if being chuunin qualifies him to hang the moon every night.
"…I try not to giggle, and I say…'No. You may not.'
"'But ma'am,' he tries to explain in a deluded way, 'Even you would sign for him, he's—'
"'I don't care if he's a daimyo. I sign people in. Not you. And if you really need something to do,' I say, since I'm feeling frisky, I write him a note right on the spot—'Here,' I say.
"He picks up the note and his face of horror is unrivaled in the galaxy as he exclaims, 'LITRINE DUTY!'
"And I bask in my unbridled joy."
Then Kakashi goes next.
"Ok…so…we're on the border with the land of sand. We're delivering supplies since they were depleted during the war. (They blame you Rin, of course.) And this guy walks up to me after we take in the shipment and he says, 'Hey I know you! Hatake Kakashi! Wow! I served under you during the war—I'm so grateful for your leadership…' And he just goes on and on in a blushing manner, and I'm just standing there twiddling my thumbs until he gets to the end of his speech and then I'm like (since I'm feeling nice), 'Well. Is there anything else that you all need?'
"'Well,' he thinks, 'We are at a shortage of clothing at the moment. Shoes…Personal items…Things like that.'
Rin scoffs at Kakashi and gasps, "You didn't!"
"Oh but I did. I stripped down except for my underwear and my mask just to see his face…Priceless. It was…a bit of a cold run home though..."
Obito is busy laughing his head off. "I've got one that tops BOTH you guys," he says. And Rin and Kakashi lean in close as Obito starts, "It was in the village today. I was just coming out the hokage's tower when this guy comes toward me, about six foot seven, and tells me he wants to talk to me in training area six.
"So we get out there and he says, menacing, 'Sharingan no Obito, I would simply like to ask you for a duel.'"
Eyebrows raise.
"So…" Obito grinned, "I accepted his challenge and during the fight, I get this feeling that he's holding back something, so I stood back when we parted and I tell him point blank, 'No holds barred mister. Give me what you got!'
"Well. I didn't mention that up until then he had been wearing an eye patch over his right eye. He uncovers it. What do you know, he was hiding a Sharingan!" Rin and Kakashi gasp in shock. "I know, right? And I ask him about it and he tells me he's actually the sought-after Uchiha ukenin with a plot to project an infinite genjutsu upon the world using the fabled juubi and the moon—I know, right? So, I stretch my arms out, holding my kunai, and I let him have it! Oh sure, it took me a long time to finally pin him down, but I didit! I took him into custody and he's behind bars now."
"Shocking!"
"Unbelievable!"
"I know, right!" Obito brushed off his bruised knuckles with some beaming pride.
"No," said Kakashi, "That they let you back into the hokage tower so soon after that prank you pulled! Good God Obito, what were they all smoking in there?"
Obito's laughter muffled a bit. "Ha ha…" he smiled with a bit of a deadpan look on his face.
Rin smiled too.
Repeat tomorrow.
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~Caliko