Killing Curse Damage
Disclaimer: I don't own the Harry Potter characters, J.K. Rowling does.
"Avada Kedavra!" – Speaking
'Knowledge is power!' – Thoughts
*Numa Numa Dance* – Actions
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Name-Jumbling Harry 01
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"Vernon, get the boy and teach him our names," Petunia sniffed one morning, "We can't have the neighbors think him stupid."
"Yes Pet," Vernon complied before dragging Harry from his cupboard. Little Harry was only four years old and very skinny making his hair the largest part on him with its birds nest quality.
Vernon put Harry down on one of the kitchen chairs and stared at him. *glare* "Okay boy, you need to start calling us by names. You know how to string together words right?"
"Yes I do. She *points to Petunia* made me learn how to read the cookbook," Harry smiled.
"Yes. But now you need to call us by our names. My name is Uncle Vernon," Vernon started with Harry's lesson.
"Uncle Veernon," Harry replied.
Vernon shook his head, "It's Uncle Vernon."
"Uncle Varnoon."
"Uncle Vernon."
"Uncle Vernan."
"Uncle Vernon."
"Uncle Vernam."
"Uncle Vernon."
"Uncle Vinin."
Throughout this naming, Harry was very serious and Vernon was starting to turn purple. Petunia just looked on.
"Oh for the love of God! It's UNCLE VERNON!"
"Yes, it's Uncle Vernone."
*twitch twitch* Vernon started twitching with a tick in his forehead.
"Vernon, I think when he was hit with that *shudder* magic, it addled his brain. I think this is the best we can get out of him," Petunia reasoned.
Vernon calmed down with deep breaths before nodding his head. "Okay boy, just call me Uncle Vernone, it's the closest to my name."
"Yes Uncle Veenan."
*smack* Vernon's head smacked the table and he groaned.
Harry just smiled, "I did good right?"
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