Chi: first day

Hi my name is Amy walls I'm 14 years of age and attend Chse highschool and today is my first day.Today is going to be one to remember.
my friends belive that the 4 years of highschool are going to be some of the best years of our lives."Oh hear they come now lets see what there up to"
"hey every one how was your summer"
"hey amy's hows your mom?"said sasuke 00?: amy
"She's fine...I guess...stares at him like he's a retard
"thats is so great I was tottally worried" said a hyperactive Miaka.
"not you too geez guy's way to take a conversation and otally say the opposite." rolls eyes
(a creepy anouncer guy)
"Then all of the sudden out of the blue there was an ear splitting crash. and at that moument our gang knew that Kyos father had entered scene"
hits forhead in exsasperation:amy,oeye twitch:sasuke, smiles sweetly:miakathinking of sharp objects as well
It was no other than the worlds most lovable cat came onto the scene.after kicking out the car door
"goodbye my son and have a smashing day."Kyo's father shouted from the ambulence. --remindes herself to never ride to school with kyon in the future
"whaz up?"kyo says casually while inspecting his nails. looking at them as if nothing ever happend ?: amyhits kyo on the shoulder
"idiot you could have been killed...!"states tha odvious '':sasukedrools while staring longingly at the flames of the crash
"ow! what was that for."says kyo while surpressing the urge to retaliate. '':miakastaring at the cafateria in wonder"I's sees a knife
"Kyo whens your father ever going to get his driving right?"said sasuke (after finally snaping out of his reprieve)
"how the heck am I supose to know, its not my falt he air quoteinsistsair quoteon driving." everybody
"yeah and we're suposed to belive that."says everyone..:miakadeer in headlights
(mean while on the other side of the globe our favorite action hero Gara the great takes his antics out on ususpecting towns folk)
"ah victory is mine...hahaha...hehehe...you'll never get it back...muwahahaha...the adventures continues...you'll never take me alive.
I've taken back you grill cheeze sandwich...is mine forever..."runs away screaming at the top of his lungs