It's a truth universally ackowledged that a handsome Slytherin must be in want of a pretty Gryffindor. Narcissa Malfoy came in one day nd said to Lucius: "Do you know about that gorgeous Mudblood girl that has just been sorted into Draco's year Gryffindor?" Lucius answered: "Oh yeah, I heard about her. I heard she's really hot. Buuuuuuut she's a filthy mudblood so yeah." #geddit. Lucius grabbed his snakcane and put the leach on his peacock and said "I'm going to take Cockie on a walk, have fun with Herman while I'm out. Don't anger the boggart in the bad somehow. Use fetus-deletus when you're done. Hermione nodded and otherwise ignored Lucius' banter since Draco was stroking her 'moff' in a very teasing way. It was difficult for her to keer her normally very organised thoughts together. Draco's hand were just magical. While she enjoyed Draco 'tarkin her moff' she decided that this was just a bit to passive for her and in one wel executed judo move she remembered from childhood, she threw her naked body on his. She was ready to ride her dark soldier. She took his hand and led hi mto her two very special hills. Draco blushed seductively and sighed. He was wearing dark lipstick and fishnets, but still managed to put his thingy in. THE END