"Is this the real Sailormoon?"


Serena Tuskino, where are you?
Can the rumors be true?
Are you really Sailormoon?
But you're such a loon.
You fail your entire test,
And sailormoon does her best.
You fall and trip all the time.
And sailormoon fights the crime.
You cry day in and day out
And sailormoon is more than just one scout.
You drool over guys where you might go,
And sailormoon combats the foe.
You are such a clumsy gal,
Maybe she is just your pal.
I wouldn't belive my eyes,
These rumors are all lies.
Sailormoon was smart from the start,
And you just go with the flow.
Sailormoon stands up for what is wrong,
Wish you were that strong.
But certain things are the same to me,
Can it actually be?
No, that couldn't be so,
You are terribly slow.
She's nice and saved my life,
I would have her as my wife.
When I scraped my knee,
You just stood there and ran from me.
Sailormoon smiled my way,
I shall remember it everyday.
Serena, you giggled at the pranks you did,
Your mouth needed a lid.
Sailormoon had that short skirt,
And you never returned my shirt.
She is every thing, in which you are not,
Sometimes I wish you would rot.
You're mean,
She's keen.
She has tremendous power,
And you come to class late an hour.
In the heart of millions is where she may linger,
You live for Jerry Springer.
Molly is your only friend,
That would put up with you until the end.
Sailormoon will never be alone,
As it is always shown.
Serena the poser,
I'll run her down with my bulldozer.
The goddess of the moon,
Could never be that goon.
My beauty pearl,
Could never be that dippy girl.
My blonde desire,
Could never be that liar.
Why do I hate Serena so much?
And sailormoon I wanna touch?
A long lost relative is what she could be,
(Hold on, I have to pee)
Why do I question things I already know?
Am I the one who is slow?
I look into both of their big sapphire eye specks,
And think to myself, what the heck?
What if all those time it has been Serena and I have been to blind to see,
That the one I love doesn't love me.
Yes this is what it's all about,
Not just the comparison of some sailorscout.
I'll take it into consideration, that you are the one,
The true mystery will never be done.
Who is really the girl under the red, white, and blue?
Serena is that really you?