Hey!' This is my first ever story! Don't be mean:).
Harry lay on the sofa watching Game of Thrones. He was with his wife Cho Chang. They were married because she had caught Harry and his daughter Lily on a date. She was 16 and had given Cho Chang a love potion that made Cho fall even more in love with Harry. They got married a week later. Ginny had found out that Harry had married Cho and had left him. She had married her brother Ron Weasley. They had a child called Dylan. When Lily was 17 she got pregnant with Albus Severus Potter. Ginny got angry that she was pregnant at school and killed her. Hermione had moved to America and had married Rita Skeeta. They had adopted a baby called Marigold. Fred came back from the dead and fucked Molly Weasley. They had a child called Mason. He was ginger. George got mad that Fred had fucked Molly, not him and killed him again. Molly was cross and grounded him. Arthur had already left her to marry a rubber duck called Squally. They were very happy together. Arthur stopped being a wizard and went to live as a muggle. He got arrested for fucking a rubber duck on the Tube. Molly found out and sent a barrel of brownies shaped like ducks. Arthur was very happy. Harry had got fed up of pretending to be in love with Cho Chang. He told Kingsley that she killed Cedric Digory and she went to Askaban where she fucked many dementors. Harry them ran off to Spain with Draco Malfoy. They changed their names to Sid and Callum. They eventually went home to find that all of Harry's remaining children were all strippers and Hermione had come back to England to become a drug lord. Rita had been turned into a beetle forever by the ghost of Remus Lupin. Harry got very excited when he saw James Sirius Potter in a sexy thong. He left Draco for his son and left England for Mexico. Hermione was very angry that Harry had taken her star stripper and followed Harry to Mexico and shot them both. She then resurrected Lily Evans and fucked her. They moved to Austria and became farmers. Ron and Ginny lived on the roof of the Burrow. The rest of the Burrow was taken up by George and Angelia's thousands of children. Ginny and Ron got visited by Kingsley who joined them on a sexy threesome before arresting them for incest. Ginny was angry and phoned Seamus and Dean. They were married with 19 children and one goldfish. The fish was called Steve. Seamus was the Minister of Magic and killed Kingsley. Ginny and Ron moved in with Seamus and Dean and their 19 children and Steve. Hermione and Lily sometimes visited Rita Skeeta where she lived as a beetle on a small log in Scottland. Lily acideny stepped on Rita while she was fucking Hermione's handbag. Cho Chang sucked off a dementor and got to leave Askaban.
Draco fucked an apple.
The End.