Chapter 1
He awoke in the fiery deserted wasteland known as the hadarac desert. The sun beating down on him, Saphira, Aria and Orik.
"Were do we go from here? To the Beor Mountains or to Du Weldenvarden?"
"Well shade slayer we are going to train you against the hardest monsters and conditions you have ever faced." Replied Orik.
"So we're going to Du Weldenvarden to train with the elves?"
"No little one we are going to Hell grind."
"Oh great isn't that were Dursa came from?"
"Yes Eragon it is" Answered a voice only… it wasn't Saphira's voice it was Aria's.
"Aria! Don't do that! I almost blasted you to a billion pieces…"
"Course you did." And Aria rolled her eyes.
Two and a half lieges later the four souls are making camp…
"We are trying to make camp!"
Well they are trying to make camp.
"Bog off until morning you fucking voice!"
"Fine, I'll do just that!"
-----------------------------Next morning at three am--------------------------
And they have only just started to make a fire and they are going to eat a late night snack.
"We Said morning! Not the crack of dawn"
"Fine, I'll write about Alex Rider coming to my house"
"Wait! Whose Alex Rider?"
'And Alex jumped off the plane and ate some mouldy dragon meat'
"Oi! I take offence to that tell him Eragon" "Saphira takes offence to that"
"Good for her"
All of a sudden there was a blinding light and then four humans and a dragon appeared in my room.
"Who are you?"
One of the males pointed at me and said
"You! Your that annoying voice!"
"And? So what I'm writing a FanFiction so fuck off!"
"well I would only I just popped up from London. Hi I'm Alex Rider"
"Fucking Hell I just kidnapped eragon, Aria, Orik, Saphira and Alex Rider"
Then it all went black.