Prompt: Dad's and dating.
Disclaimer: I don't own this lovely anime series,
"Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece."
The first time Rika was told that line she didn't know how to answer it because yes, technically her dad was; but she couldn't just say that!
She was a little nervous and just laughed nervously before quickly excusing herself and running home like the hounds of hell were on her heels.
When she told her parents about the boy and the line used Dark wasn't happy. Riku laughed her ass off and told her daughter that next time she should just tell the guy to screw off while Dark told her some advice that got him hit in the back of the head by a very angry wife.
"Next time the jerk hits on you say; 'Why yes he is and he'll kick your ass if you even think about talking to me again.' Then smirk and walk off."