*CRACK WARNING. If you're okay with the fact that this is a joke and cracktastic, proceed*
So, let me give you some backstory. It's a sleepover, we've just finished watching Brokeback Mountain, and we decide to play the game where you sit in a circle and go around adding a word to the story. We came up with a sentence that said "Harry was gay for teacups." So, uh, then a bit later I wrote this out of boredom xD
Enjoy.
One day, Harry was admiring his teacups. He particularly loved his pink floral teacup with the gold trim. He loved his teacup so much that he often liked to sit there, staring at it and stroking it with delight.
"Hello Harry," said Ron, who had been watching him stroke his teacup.
"Hello Ron," Harry replied, "Do you like my teacup?"
"That is quite an impressive teacup, Harry, may I stroke it?" asked Ron.
"Of course," Harry replied. Meanwhile, Draco was watching Ron and Harry stroke the teacup from the window.
"Now Draco, whatever are you doing watching Harry and Ron?" Snape asked.
"I like Harry's teacup," replied Draco.
"Go on to class now, I will deal with this," Snape said as Draco left. Snape then pulled out his Magical Potions Master Cell Phone and began to record from the window. "Hehehe..." snickered Snape.
"Oh Harry, I'm getting hot from all this stroking. We should take out clothes off," Ron panted.
"Oh yes, I will take off my shirt and help you take off your pants," Harry replied, one hand on his teacup and the other trying to fiddle with the buttons on his shirt. Suddenly, the lights went out. Ron screamed and stopped stroking the teacup. "Oh Ron!" Harry cried, referring to the fact that he'd dropped the teacup.
"Drat, now I cannot see...what a shame," Snape muttered.
THE END