(To be honest, I think this is definatly not my best fic. I went in there with an idea and lost it as soon as my fingers touched the keyboard. But on the bright side I did have a bit of fun near the end ^^ So expect the pace to descend into randomness! XD Anyway enjoy! :D And sorry its so short!)

The sad truth about the net

In the warm cabin of the Celsius we find Rikku happily typing away on the Gullwings new found, yes found, computer. And it seems that our young thief has found out about the internet!

"Hmmm…" Rikku places a finger on her bottom lip in thought a long list of video in front of her.

Taking a shot in the dark she clicks a random video…only to find out it's a trailer for an upcoming badly made amateur horror movie. Rikku makes a noise between a pissed off four-year-old and a growl. She clicks again. It's a self-made video made in a game engine, she chuckles as the jokes and awkward moments fly between the two lead characters. Just as things are really starting to get good the video freezes…Rikku blinks.

Buffering..

Rikku sits back slightly disappointed but hey she's willing to wait a minute for the video to fully buffer.

30 minutes later…

"Oooookay…not gonna work" Rikku closes the window taking a mental note. She sits for a second pondering what to do. A sudden ping breaks her line of thought as a blue alert message pops up.

A new episode of '10 in the Morning' is available for download!

The mouse clicked in a heartbeat Rikku going about her normal habit of naming and saving the file to her folder.

1% 14% 36%

Rikku clapped her hands in a few minutes she'd be watching her favourite show!

46% 50% 50% 50% 51%

Rikku checked the download time…9 hours 329 minutes and 52 seconds. She blinked…how the heck did it? Rikku gritted her teeth cancelling the download, there was no way she was waiting 9 hours and counting to watch one little thing. She starred at her desktop…

"Geez…how dull can I be?" Rikku flicked up the browser again. "Spira!" She giggled as the search engine searched for pictures of the area.

"Holy GEEZ!" Rikku looked away as tons of very naughty and explicit pictures took center stage.

"Flowers!" She quickly typed in…only to get some very disturbing material, which made her hide under the desk and mash the keyboard randomly.

Slowly Rikku came out of hiding…on the screen were teddy bears, she let out a relieved sigh. She sat down trying to get over her ordeal the teddies took away those nasty images…a naked girl with a teddy was on the next page!

"AAAAAAHHHHHH!"

The computer flew through the window a stream of tears flying from its screen as Rikku dives after it with a very big stick! It thankfully lands in the soft sand of Besaid beach…wait…what about? Without missing a beat Rikku starts to pummel the machine into a pulp with her huge stick, no really this stick is dwarfing the Celsius! Drawn out by the racket and blood chilling war cry Rikku is emitting The Gullwings appear on top of their ship…all is there pyjamas since it's only 1 in the morning.

"What's Rikku doing?" Yuna asks sleepily rubbing her eyes and clutching Mooglie to her chest.

"…Killing the computer she found…" Paine yawns as Rikku performs some sacrificial ritual.

"RIKKU! GO TO BED! NOW!" Thankfully a random seagull crashes into the back of Brothers head which causes him to fall off the ship. His head gets stuck in the sand where two barber crabs start giving him a hair cut.

And so as a demon from the underworld drags the computer down with it and Rikku and the rest of the crew go back to bed the morning draws in. But everyone forget about Brother who's passed out in the sand and had his pants stolen by zombie ghosts!