Hellwozes!! Tis beh teh HAPPYEMOPUPPIES BACK AND READY FOR ACTION!!! I'm extra happy today, so Imma make fun of one of the most famous Akatsuki members in the known universe!! ITS PRETTY-BOY DEIDARA'S TURN NOW BITCHES!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Deidara woke up in the middle of the night, feeling like he didn't eat for three months. He groggily got out of bed and walked aimlessly around the hideout until...
Know your Akatsuki...
Know your Akatsuki...
Know your Akatsuki...
"Gnh...too...early...un..." Deidara grumbled as he felt around and found a chair and sat down.
Deidara...
"What the fuck do you want, un? It's too early, un!" Deidara said as he checked his watch and saw that it was just past one thirty in the morning.
...has mouths on his hands, face, and chest!!
"So what, un? Get me a sandwhich, un. Be useful, un." Deidara grumbled
Deidara...
...wishes that Kakuzu would splurge on some Crisco and have an oragy in the living room with all the Akatsuki members!!
That really woke him up.
"What, un?! Gross...un.."
Deidara...
...is a blond!!
"So, un?"
Because he's a blond he doesn't have to think, he talks like a baby and never pays for drinks!!
"What, un?!"
Don't have to worry if he's getting a man, if he keeps the blond he keeps the tan!!
"Shut up, un!! Not all blonds are like that Ino-pig-whore-thing, un!!"
'Cause he's a blond, yeah yeah yeah!! 'Cause he's a blond, yeah yeah yeah!!
"I SAID SHUT UP, UNNNN!!!" Deidara yelled as he threw the chair in a random direction.
What are you gonna do about it, Blondie!?
"Growlith, un!!"
Deidara...
...needs to get laid!!
"No I don't, un!!"
Deidara...
...wishes that Tobi would have him right now!!
"Ewwww, un!!"
Deidara...
...is the Akatsuki's sex slave...and he likes it!!
"Why do you hate me, un?!"
Because nobody likes you.
"Grrrrr..."
Take it like the girly-man that you are!! GIVE HERMEPHERDITES A GOOD NAME!!
"What, un?"
Oh, a little bit of a blond moment there? Its okay, I understand...
"Too...early...un..." And with that, Deidara fell asleep.
WAKETH UPETH!!
"zzzzzzzzzz, un,zzzzzzz"
Grrrr...
Deidara...
...is a transvestite hooker who went to a bar one night and brought home a guy who almost had sex with you, but then found out you were a boy and wrote a song called 'Lola' and dedicated it to you. Most grils feel sorry for you becuase you're so flat-chested and need implants. Tobi thinks you're hot and rapes you every night at two thirty in the morning and is looking for you right now so that he doesn't have to go to Zetsu again. Leader only wanted you to join because you looked like a hot young blond and wanted to cheat on his wife, Konan, and needed to get someone younger than that old wench. ALL BECAUSE YOU USE HEAD AND SHOULDERS SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER!!!
"zzzzzzz, un,zzzzzzzzz..."
GROWLITH!!
And Deidara never saw the light of day again. Now there are only six Akatuski members left. Oh the agony!
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I don't own naruto or crisco or I'm a blond by julie brown!!
Who will be next? Vote on either...
Hidan
Kakuzu
Konan
Tobi (again)
Orochimaru
Kabuto
Zetsu
The results will mean thier lives. So pick carefully!!
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