Chickenpox

By Joey

Summary: Beavis and Butt-head get the chickenpox but don't even realize it.

Author Notes: I do not own Beavis and Butt-Head, its characters, or any copyrighted material.

Chapter 1: Acne

The golden yellow sun rose over the city of Highland one Monday morning. Everyone in town prepared to start another long week consisting of either work or school. The weekend had passed far too quickly for most people. And that included Beavis and Butt-head as well.

The previous Friday, Beavis and Butt-head were relieved to return home. Without thinking, the two boys pounced on the couch and turned the TV on and watched music videos, infomercials, and other TV shows all day long. To their delight, many lame music videos aired, and they enjoyed ridiculing them. They were the lamest videos they had ever seen in a long time, and they were happy to see something they could make fun of for a change. Beavis and Butt-head's lives revolved around making fun of things. Later in the evening, they went to the Maxi-Mart and bought some hot nachos. Butt-head farted really loudly while eating, and Beavis cackled so loudly that he choked on a nacho. It took three whole minutes before Butt-head even thought about doing anything. Finally, a chick that Beavis and Butt-head both deemed as "hot" came to Beavis's rescue and gave him the Heimlich maneuver. Beavis and Butt-head both made feeble attempts to "score" with the young woman, but she gave them both a hard slap on the face and walked indignantly away. Even though Beavis and Butt-head were upset that they didn't get to hang out with the woman, it was still an incredibly memorable experience for them because nothing like that had happened to them in months. Once they were both back home, they realized just what a great evening they had.

During the weekend, Beavis and Butt-head spent more time in front of the TV instead of doing anything else. They didn't feel like doing anything physically active, and they seemed a little more sluggish than usual. However, neither of them really seemed to think much of it. As long as they were well enough to continue making fun of lame music videos, they knew that all was well.

Monday finally came, and the time had come for Beavis and Butt-head to return to school. Butt-head was half asleep, but he could still hear the shrill sound of the alarm clock buzzing through his ears. Without thinking, Butt-head shoved the clock off the night stand, which stopped the alarm from annoying him. Butt-head fell asleep once more, but he didn't get much extra sleep. About ten minutes later, Butt-head started to open his eyes and woke up completely. His bed was so warm and cozy, and he didn't want to go to school. Butt-head decided to miss school and turned over on his side to fall asleep.

That's when he heard Beavis shriek in the bathroom at the top of his voice. "Aghhh! Butt-head, Butt-head, come here!" he shouted.

With an annoyed grunt, Butt-head forced himself out of bed and stepped into the bathroom feeling rather miffed. "What is it, dumbass?" Butt-head snapped. Beavis was standing in front of the bathroom mirror in his underwear looking at himself in shock. Dozens of bright red pock marks were scattered across Beavis's entire body. He kept scratching himself all over. Just then, Butt-head's eyes widened in shock. "Whoa! Beavis, you've got like, a million zits all over you. Uh huh huh huh," said Butt-head.

"You think I don't know that, butthole?" snapped Beavis. Beavis then stared at Butt-head. "Whoa! You've got a lotta zits, too!" he exclaimed.

"What are you talking about, dillweed, no I don't," said Butt-head.

"Yeah you do! Look in the mirror," Beavis said.

Butt-head looked in the mirror and gasped when he saw that he too had a lot of zits. "Whoa! Uh huh huh huh. Cool! They're everywhere. Uh huh huh huh."

"How the hell am I going to go to school with all these zits? And they're really itchy too. I can't stand it!" he cried.

"Dude, shut up," Butt-head said as he gave Beavis a firm slap across the cheek. "I think they make stuff that like, get rid of zits," Butt-head said.

Beavis's tone of voice lightened when he heard that. "Heh heh, really? Heh heh."

"Yeah, dude, let's just go to the Maxi-Mart and get some of that stuff for you," Butt-head said. He then realized that his own "acne" was itchy, so he started to wildly scratch his skin. "Uh, on second thought, we'd better both get this stuff. "I've got it really bad too."

Beavis then reached into his underwear and started scratching. "Hey, heh heh, I think I got acne on my schlong, too. Heh heh heh," Beavis said.

"Huh huh huh," Butt-head chuckled, obviously amused, "you've got acne on your dick. Uh huh huh huh."

"Yeah, yeah, heh heh heh," Beavis laughed. Both Beavis and Butt-head stood in the bathroom snickering their heads off for a whole minute before leaving for the Maxi-Mart.