Chapter 1

BPoV

Me, Alice and Rosalie were sat on Alice's bed in her and Jasper's room. We were planning some pay back on Emmett, after he had manged to set fire to Alice's one of a kind cocktail dress (a present from Jasper on an anniversery), Admitted that he had made Rosalie's expensive Christian Dior white dress that she had gotten from Paris fashion week spring 2008 into a kite, and ripped apart my faveourite Prada handbag and matching purse (which had been a birthday present from Edward).

"I say we kill him" Alice grinned an evil twinkle in her eye

"As much as i want to kill the goon i don't wanna kill because even though he annoys the hell outta me i still love him" Rose grumbled

"I have an idea, well he killed the stuff we loved right ? why don't we kill all the stuff he loves"

"Great idea but what to start with?" Alice asked eagerly

After some brain storming and arguement we had decided what to do.

"So what are we going to need then" I asked Alice

"Well we are gunna need some pink paint, some purple paint and alot of glitter" she replied

"And some pink fur and a hot glue gun... oh and we need to stop buy the cd store to get something aswell" Rose smirked

I looked at Rosalie with raised eyebrows

"Trust me on this one" Rose giggled

"TO THE PORSHE !" Alice yelled and did a batman impression "THERES SHOPPING TO BE DONE"

A Little while later

BPoV

We came back from shopping and stood in the garage with all the stuff we had bought.

"Alice how long do we have before they come back from hunting ?" Rose questioned

"About an hour" Alice answered

"Well we need to get busy, Alice take this can of the pink and start painting, Bella you can help me with the fur, Lets go people"
We set to work painting, glueing and decoarting. I held the fur in place with Rosalie glued. Alice had already finished the first coat of paint and had nearly done the second by the time we had finished.

"Bella grab the purple paint and bring it over here please" Rose asked

Alice stood back and apprecitated her handiwork as Rosalie set to work with the purple.

"Come on Bella we'll glitter" Alice chirped.

After our handiwork was done we went to sit and wait in the livingroom

Half an hour later

EmPoV

Me, Edward and Jasper came back from hunting and heard barbie girl playing from the garage so we went to see what was going on, we walked into the garage and i stood still taking in the horrific sight, while Jasper and Edward burst into hysterics. My poor baby, my Jeep had been painted hot pink, eyelashes had been painted onto the headlights in purple, the inside had been covered in pink fur, there was glitter everywhere and there was something written in purple on the side, i walked around to see what it was. On the side of my baby someone had painted Man luv Rulez OK in purple. I opened the door of my precious jeep, hit stop and pushed eject, but the cd wouldn't want come out someone had glued up the cd player so that the only cd that it would play would be Barbie girl. I couldn't hold it any longer.

"AWW SWEET JESUS HAVE MERCY"

BPoV

"AWW SWEER JESUS HAVE MERCY" Emmett screamed like a girl

We all giggled.

"Do you think he found his beloveded Jeep yet ?" Rose asked a grin from ear to ear

We walked into the garage to find Emmett on his knees next to his baby, if vampires could cry i'm sure Emmett would be right now. Jasper and Edward were rolling on the floor laughing at their brother.

"W-who d-did this" Emmett stuttered

"Well we did" we giggled in unison

Edward came over and hugged me "I'm proud of you love" He grinned

"Do you like what we did Jazzy?" Alice queried

"Yes my little pixie i do" Jasper replied

"WHY-Y MY BABY JEEP" Emmett wailed

Rosalie smirked at him and said "Oh Em didn't you know hell hath no fury like a woman scourned? this is payback for all our stuff you ruined"

(A/N well i hope you enjoyed. this is my first ever submittion)