Arrested
"You're going down Renji!!" Grimmjow screamed.
"Not before you do!"
At that moment Grimmjow where in the middle of a fight in the middle in the night in their gigais so everyone was able to see them. The confusing part of it all is that Renji had his Soul Reaper powers and Grimmjow had his Arrancar powers. Grimmjow was able to get Renji against a building but he threw him into the building and broke the glass and the door to the store.
At that moment they heard the police sirens.
"Run!" Grimmjow said.
"To Ichigo's?!" Renji asked.
"Sure we need somewhere to hide anyway!"
They were too slow for the police. They caught them before they even left the street.
"Stop right there!! Are you two the hooligans who did this?!"
They nodded. But Grimmjow had left his gigai and ran towards Ichigo's house. The police called the ambulance and took Grimmjow's body to the hospital. The police took Renji into custody and interrogated him there.
"What were you doing over there?" the police officer asked.
"Uh…fighting."
"And who destroyed the store?"
Renji couldn't blame Grimmjow for that even though he did that, because then they would arrest a guy in cardiac arrest right after Grimmjow went back into his body.
"I did." Renji said.
"Ok. Two months in jail. For property damage." Renji's jaw dropped when he heard the word jail. That was the one place Renji feared the most after the Underworld.
Meanwhile at Ichigo's house.
"Hey Ichi-!" Grimmjow stopped. He was surprised at what he heard Ichigo dreaming about, him. "Y-Yes Grimmjow……" Ichigo mumbled.
Grimmjow blushed. He never knew Ichigo was into him.
"Mmm Grimmjow just do it…."
Grimmjow's face turned a bright red just then.
"Release the beast in you, I already unleashed mine so it's your turn…."
Grimmjow's nose started to bleed.
"Release your….zanpaku-to." Ichigo said.
Grimmjow fell off the window sill when he heard what he was really talking about. He climbed back up onto the window sill and knocked on the window.
"Hey Ichigo!!" Grimmjow yelled. Ichigo fell off his bed when he heard Grimmjow.
Ichigo got up and opened the window, "What do you want?!" Ichigo asked.
Grimmjow stepped on his bed and sat in his desk chair.
"Uh…Grimmjow your nose has blood on it. Why?"
"Um, because I hit my head on the window and my nose started to bleed." Grimmjow answered. "And why is your face red?" Ichigo asked.
"Because when I ran I tripped and landed face first and slid across the pavement."
"And why are your black pants white near your crotch?"
Grimmjow didn't know about that. He slowly looked down.
"Oh. That's bleach." He lied.
"No that isn't that's semen."
"Fine it is. But I didn't know about that! I never knew watching you sleep could make me ejaculate without knowing." He said truthfully.
"You were watching me sleep?!"
"Yeah. It's not what it sounds like. I was going to call you but then I heard you say my name when you were sleeping so I sat there and watched. I thought you were having a wet dream." Ichigo completely ignored what he had just finished saying.
"What are you doing here anyway?" Ichigo asked. "Oh right. Renji got in trouble with the police."
"Let me guess you two idiots were fighting in your gigais again and the cops caught you right after you two destroyed a building. I am I right?" Ichigo asked.
Grimmjow nodded. "Yeah and Renji got caught while I escaped my gigai and came to tell you." "I don't care. You guys get yourself in trouble you're gonna have to get out of it." Ichigo said bluntly.
"But Renji!! I thought he was your friend!!?" Grimmjow said.
"He his. But I'm not busting my butt to get his out of jail."
"How do you know he's going to jail?"
"Because if you destroy someone's property it's called property damage which makes you go to jail for two months."
"Oh."
"Go and get your gigai make up a fake story about Renji beating you up and then you don't have to go yourself." Ichigo said.
"Ok." Grimmjow said.
He walked out of the room and went to the hospital to look for his gigai.
Meanwhile Renji was being transported to the nearest jail to serve his time.
"How will I ever get myself out of this?" Renji thought as he sat in back of the police cruiser on his way to jail.