Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight! WARNING ~ the story you are about to read will contain cuss words, fighting and rating may change to M in later chapter, also characters will be OOC and AH and AU.

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BPOV

"Good morning Miss Bella!" Alice. Of course she's happy at 7 o'clock ing the fucking morning. Well, she is a morning person, but me, I like evenings, you know why? Well it's cuz there's something magical and romantic about nights but I'll get to that later...

"Good morning Miss Pixy!"

"Aww, come on Bells, wakey, wakey! It's a beautiful day, the sun's shining, boss man's out today, we're getting a new co-worker and you know what that means... TWILIGHT!!!" I groaned.

Every time we get a new co-worker Alice and Rose (who is late by the way, wonder where she is...) takes everyone on our floor out for a night of clubbing wither they like it or not. And you have to show, this one time this girl named Brianna didn't go and we even went in her honor! Alice and Rose gave her death glares and so did everyone in the office and dug up her old skeletons in the closet if you know what I mean and had the girl fired because of her criminal record! Harsh I know but you don't mess with the Pixy and the Ice Queen. Ok enough of that.

"What time?" I asked this should be interesting...

"8:00 sharp but be at my house by 4 so we can office Bella into Hot Bella, which could take some time..."

"Hey! I'm not that bad!"

Sure I was pale white but I kind of got that Anne Hathaway look going for me.

"Haha, no your not but you still need work. Remember we are going for sexy not going out to baby sit."

"Alice where's Rose?"

"IDK, she texted me this morning saying she was going to be late."

"Oh." I know super genius response, I'm so smart! Yeah Right! I guess I'm kind of smart, I was valedictorian at Forks High School and got my business degree at Harvard, but as soon as I graduated, I swear I was getting dumber by the day. Wait I'm forgetting something... Oh Yeah... Oh no!

"Hey Pix, when's the new guy coming in?" I almost forgot!

"Around 8, why?"

"Here, read this." I gave Alice the sticky note that was on my door.

Bella Swan,

Train Mr. Cullen, our new employe.

Thanks!

Chuck Bartowski

"Tough Break kid. He should be here in 45 minutes. Have fun!" With that she skipped back to her desk laughing. man, i thought Chuck liked me, well I guess I was he trusts me well enough to train someone new. I'll just have to cross that bridge when I come to it. Please bridge just go away!

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EPOV

I never thought I would ever be working for Mr. Bartowski. To be honest I didn't think I would get the job. Ha! Who am I kidding, I knew I would get that job ever since I saw the adds.

The pay is great, benefits are awesome and I don't have to be there till 9 except for today I get my training or whatever from someone named Isabella Swan, dear god I hope she's not old... Well if she is then she better be an awesome old lady and not a crazy strict one. Ok moment of truth, cuz I'm about to meet Isabella Swan.

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