This is a story me and my friend did where she wrote a sentence then I did. She is writing a story about it so hope you enjoy this pointless one-shot!
Xoxox Steph
Fuck! The Mutant Squirrel with its giant sharp claws came and ripped Edwards tongue out then his eyes… He can't see! ! The Mutant Squirrel was attacked by Emmett. He had it in a head lock when Alice screamed "Nooooooooooooo that's my fucking Squirrel! Fuck me Mr. Squirrel I fucking shat myself you could have died, you could have been seen by…Moldywarts!"
"Moldywarts is a new addition to the Volturi, Hes Aros Son!" Edward explained to everyone while sticking his various body parts back on." What the Fuck you saying Man! I can't understand you oh, it doesn't matter you can go FUCK A TREE! He can Store his "nuts "in the winter! Then if he gets away he won't starve!
"Wait…" Alice Replied, staring onto the nothingness. The bushes twitched and out jumped the other penguins! He was overjoyed! He was fucking himself sill, it was the best day of my life!
I hope you enjoyed the pointless fan fiction
Till next time
ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!
Steph xoxox