The Hangover

AN: Hey! I'm going to base this off the movie, sort of. It'll be mostly different, I just based the idea and characters off of the movie, and I think some of the stuff they might do will be in the movie, but not all of it.

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Disclaimer: I do not own The Hangover or Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

I Gotta Feeling That Tonight's Gonna Be A Good Night

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'What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas,' they all say.

Full of casinos, bars, and strippers gallore, Vegas is known as 'The Entertainment Capital of the World.'

People go there to get laid, to get money, to get drunk, and to have a little fun.

Everything happens for a reason here in Vegas. Whether you like it or not, Vegas will live with you for life.

Sure, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but sometimes even what happened in Vegas can ruin you.

These four guys that I'm about to write about are in for a treat in Nevada.

Yes, it most definitely will ruin them.

But for better, or for worse?

Buckle up, people. It's going to be one hell of a ride.

Percy's POV

"Hey babe," I said walking into my home and kissing my wife, Annabeth. She smiled at me.

"Daddy!" my two kids, Caden and Jessica, yelled at me.

"Hey, munchkins!" I yelled back at them, pulling them into a huge bear hug and then picking them up on both my hips.

"Daddy," Jessica murmered into my shirt.

"Yes, sweetie?"

"Do you really have to go to Las Vegas tomorrow?" Jess complained.

"Yeah," Caden piped in. "I don't want you to go!"

"Aw, I'm sorry guys, but it's Uncle Grover's wedding on Saturday and we're going to celebrate tomorrow!" I told them.

"But what's even good in Las Vegas?" Jessica asked. "My friend Kaylie was there and she said that there's nothing to do there except loose money and go to clubs and have girls-"

"Jessica!" Annabeth scolded. "I don't want you hanging out with this Kaylie girl."

Jessica pouted.

"What is in Las Vegas, Daddy?" Caden asked, clearly confused.

"Well, there's a replica of the Eifel Tower, the Statue of Liberty, and much more. Plus, they have really nice hotels called 'Casinos' where there's a bunch of Arcade games!" I told him.

Annabeth glared at me.

"I wanna go!" Caden exclaimed.

Annabeth gave me a 'See what you did?' face.

"I'm sorry, Caden, but Las Vegas isn't for little kids. There's bad people there and you could get hurt," I said, somewhat lying.

Caden started crying.

"Daddy's going to get hurt!" he cried.

Annabeth came over and took Caden from me while glaring at me. If looks could kill- Annabeth's glare would send me straight to hell.

"Oh, shh, baby, shh. It's okay. Daddy's going to be fine. He can take care of himself. Daddy's a big boy," Annabeth soothed him.

I smirked.

"Okay, twirps! Off to bed!" I exclaimed.

"Aw," they complained.

"But I wanna spend more time with Daddy before he leaves!" Caden exclaimed, while sniffling a little and his eyes red.

"Me too!" Jess put in.

"No, guys, Daddy has to leave early tomorrow morning," I said.

"But-" Jess started.

"No 'buts'. Butts are for behinds," I scolded.

They laughed a little.

"Okay, off to bed now!" Annabeth exclaimed.

They pouted, but decided not to argue with their mother and stomped up the stairs.

Annabeth turned to me, "Percy Jackson, I better not be hearing about any strippers in Vegas."

I smiled and wrapped my arms around her waist.

"Oh, jealous much?" I teased, raising an eyebrow.

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I am," she said, wrapping her arms around my neck.

"Well, Mrs. Jackson, you have nothing to worry about. I'm officially yours," I told her.

"Good," she said, then pressed her lips to mine.

"Ew!" we heard from the stairs.

We broke apart, smiling.

"Bed, now!" I exclaimed.

We heard footsteps running up the stairs like a herd of elephants.

"Now, where were we?" I asked, pressing my lips to Annabeth's once again.

Grover's POV

"Honey, I'm home!" I exclaimed, walking through the front door.

"Hey, sweetie!" the soon-to-be Mrs. Underwood called. "Did you check with the baker? The cake's going to be ready in time, right?"

"Yes ma'm. Said he'll give us a 20% discount for the trouble," I said, searching around the house full of boxes for her.

"That's great!" Juniper exclaimed. "I'm in the living room, honey!"

I walked into the living room, still not seeing her.

"Where, exactly, are you?" I asked looking over the dozens of stacked boxes.

"Here," she said while peering out from a stack over in the far right corner of our living room.

I walked over to her and gave her a kiss, then hugged her from behind.

"You excited for tomorrow?" she asked me.

"Yes!" I exclaimed. "Ready to hit the jackpot, baby?"

She laughed, "As long as there's no strippers!"

I smriked.

"Me? With strippers? Don't know how you got that," I said.

She turned around and whacked me.

"Maybe you wouldn't, but I've known Percy practically all my life, and he would definitely be that type of guy," Juniper said.

"Percy's married," I told her.

"Well, yeah. Would that stop him?"

She's got a point there...

"Annabeth would kill him if she found out," I added.

"Yeah, if she found out," Juniper stated.

"I honestley don't think Percy will do that. He loves Annabeth too much," I told her with full honesty.

"Okay," she said, dragging the word out.

"What?" I asked.

"Nothing," she smirked.

"Seriously, what?"

"Nothing," she said, kissing my check and walking away.

"Oh no! Not so fast there!" I said chasing after her, hearing nothing but her laughter, and seeing nothing but boxes.

Great, now I'm never going to find her.

Oh well...

... There is a TV working in the garage...

Hellooo, Kardashians!

Jason's POV

"Hey, sweetie," I said to my girlfriend, Reyna.

She just grumbled at me.

Lovely, isn't she?

"I told you I was going somewhere tomorrow, didn't I?" I asked her, not remembering.

"No, you didn't," she said, glaring at me.

"Oh, well, um, Percy, Grover, Grover's soon-to-be cousin-in-law Nico, and I are going to Guatemala for a mission trip to celebrate Grover's last days of freedom," I said.

"Last days of freedom?" Reyna asked.

"You know, before he gets married," I said.

Reyna crossed her arms.

"Oh," I said, realizing what I just said. "I didn't mean it like that. I have nothing against marriage. I just meant that-"

"Save it," she cut me off. "You can go, but I want the name of the place you are staying at, the hotel's phone number, pictures of the people you helped, and I get full access to track down your credit card. When I call, you will not ignore it. Percy, Grover, and Nico better answer their phones when I call them, too. No horseplaying with the Guatemalan girls, and no alcohol or soda. Only water. Sugar and alcohol are bad for you. I want to talk to you every hour of everyday and no staying up past 10. Got it?"

I was about to argue, but the the look on her face told me not to.

"Fine," I grumbled.

"Good," she smiled, then turned down to her book.

God, she's such a control freak.

Nico's POV

"Yes!" I exclaimed at the PS3. "Take that, PingPongKing!"

"Nico!" my mom called from upstairs. "Someone's here to see you!"

"Kay! Now shush! I just scored a perfect 5 on Just Dance!" I yelled back.

I finished 'California Gurls' then went upstairs to see my somewhat surprise visitor.

"Hey, you get my order?" I asked.

"Yeah," he said, handing me the bag.

"Thanks," I said, handing him the money.

The mystery man looked up and down the block then walked to his car and drove away.

I looked at the bag and smiled.

Vegas is going to be one fucked up night, baby.

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