Yard work and Such
Yeah, the sun was beating down with extreme vengeance, but I wasn't going to have time to take care of the lawn later. This was important! It had to be done! And oh no! I had to do it then over all else! Don't ask why though. So after watering the flowers, it was cut the grass, then weed the garden, then die of heat stroke right after a refreshing glass of lemonade. So I was pretty much had my work cut out for me, right? So I was pretty much gonna just do my yard work in peace, right? Of course not. While I was hosing down the daisies under the front windows, my neighbor Irvine pulls in his driveway. Really, it's about 100 degrees outside, I don't want to put up with Irvine. Irvine, is my neighbor of about two years, and I've been strategically avoiding him as much as I can because he's had a major crush on me since the moment I moved in. He doesn't even try to hide it either. I mean, if he is, he doesn't do well, at all. So needless to say, I had to get out of there. I had to make a run for it! I had to hide!
"Hey neighbor!"- Trapped! Like a rat!
"Hey Irvine." I said trying to get the hose ready for take-off,
"I noticed you're watering the flowers."-...Duh...
"Yes Irvine, I'm watering the flowers." I said trying to end the conversation as soon as possible,
"You know it'd be better if you didn't water them when the sun is still so high. Not meaning to meddle or anything, but the sun's heat evaporates all of the water, so your flowers actually end up dry."-...Grrrr.
"Yes, yes Irvine, I know this." I said glaring at him in his business suit, with a perfectly matching tie, black-framed glasses, and his boarding school-boy hair that was slicked back, which drove me absolutely mad to the point of wanting to pull all of my hair out and give it to him so he could cover up his hair. He just shrugged his shoulders and walked in his house.
I did finally finish the yard after long grueling hours of demanding physical labor in the merciless sun. I figured the sun was just about down by the time I finished, I should go straight to bed. I was totally beat. But really! "Cuz the water will evaporate, and the flowers will be dry, uhhh." --! If that isn't completely obvious, what is!?