"So, Miley."

Chapter One: Girls Just Wanna Have None

Miley, looking a little nervous, walked into Oliver's room. "Hey, Miley," he said, not even bothering to look up from his Guitar Hero game with Lilly. She sat on the bed. "So," Lilly said, still playing Guitar Hero. Suddenly Miley belted out three words that changed their lives forever:

"Guys, I'm pregnant."

ONE WEEK EARLIER

Jake sat on the bed, taking off his shoes.

"You're trying to embarrass me, aren't you?" She asked.

"Hey, just because I can eat 18 Dunkin' Donuts donuts and you can't doesn't mean anything!"

"Wait, you think I can't?!"

"I know you can't!" He said it as if he was saying "Bring it on" in the language that only boyfriends knew.

"I know I can!"

So later, Miley and Jake were tied at 19. "I can't eat anymore," Jake said, "But at least I broke my record!"

"Well, I can!" Miley grabbed a donut and shoved it in her mouth. "HA!" she said, her mouth full of donut.

"You know what I want to do?" Jake asked a few minutes later.

"What?" Miley asked.

He smiled an evil smile. "NO!!" Miley kept screaming, but Jake wouldn't hear it. He raped her.

"That's so mean!" Lilly yelled.

Oliver look confused. He knew what was happening, but he didn't know what was happening. "Are you…sure?" He asked. Unfortunately, Miley nodded.

"That BASTARD!!" Lilly yelled.

"Lilly, now ain't the time for language."

"Sorry," Lilly said, sorry she said anything at all.

"Lilly?"

"Yeah, Miley?"

*Oliver was no longer paying attention.*

"Can you spend the night? I need someone with me right now."

"Okay. But invite Jake. He deserves to know."

"I think it was his idea the whole time, Lilly, because I know he MUST have done it for some reason."

Lilly cried. Oliver looked up. "I…uh, I gotta go!"

He ran outside, ran all the way to Jake Ryan's house. He didn't even bother ringing to bell or knocking on the door. He stormed into Jake's room. "Why?!" He yelled when he reached Jake. He was making out with a pretty girl.

"What?" He asked.

"How could you do that to Miley, and then cheat on her?!"

Jake smiled. "Miley who?"

Oliver felt his anger burning up inside him. He punched Jake in the nose.

Sorry, just didn't feel like writing. Hope you liked it! When I get my first review I'll continue, so if you like it, REVIEW!!!!!!!!! ;]