As a warning, this is pure crack, and I must have eaten a giant bowl of sugar when I wrote this, So, just warning you. XD

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"Neji!" Yelled an overactive Rock Lee.

"What is it Lee" Neji said in a calm tone as he was sitting in the middle of the clearing,

meditating.

Neji, Lee and Gai-sensei were waiting for their blooming flower of youth to arrive!

It was very strange, TenTen was never late. Well, there was that one time, and it ended up with all of Konoha being chased by rabid chipmunks. But, that's a story for another day.

"WHATS UP MY SQUIRRELY MINNIONS! ARE YOU READY ROCK!"

"SQUEAK!"

"ARE YOU READY TO ROLL!"

"SQUEAK!"

"THEN LET THE-"

"TenTen! What are you doing! I am all up for the youthful yelling you're doing, but you're…well…kinda freaking us out"

TenTen was up on a giant rock while holding a giant purple microphone, and she was talking to an entire army of Albino Squirrels. The squirrels retaliated. How dare those two (Neji and Lee) Steal TenTen's attention away from them! They had to be taught a lesson! So the squirrels attacked Lee first.

And what was Neji doing? He was just standing there with an anime sweat mark. How dare he do an Anime sweat mark! So the other half of the squirrels attacked Neji. But unfortunately, TenTen stopped them. She stood between the squirrels and Neji "You can't hurt my Neji-Kun!" Then she started hugging Neji "Because he has perfect hair!" She said while still hugging him and now she was smelling his hair.

"What the freak woman!"

Somewhere with team 7

"She is the prom Queen; I'm in the marching band. She is cheerleader, I'm sittin' in the stands." And Sakura started singing more to the song 'The Girl Next Door' But actually she had an ipod in her pocket and she had the ear plugs in. But Naruto and Sasuke didn't know, so they looked at her like she was on crack.

"Sakura...um...are you on crack, did you get it from Gaara? I knew he was no good! (A/n: ACK! Bad Naruto! Now something bad must happen to you for insulting Gaara!)

Suddenly, Gaara comes from out of no where and punched Naruto clear across the field, then he disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

So Sasuke, like Neji, had an anime sweat mark.

"Okay! My song is over! Sasuke, why don't you go and make out with Hinata! You two belong together! And I shall make it so!" Sakura screamed while grinning like a madwoman.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY PINKY!" Hinata screamed and jumped out of the bushes. She had flames in her eyes and a very scary killing aura. (a/n: Can you believe that of Hinata? Very scary. -nods head- yup)

"Umm...Hinata...It was-"

"SHUT IT PINKY!"

Hinata started beating Sakura into a pulp. (a/n: Oh yeah! you go girl!)

When Hinata was finished she went back to her team. And some medic nin came from out of no where and healed Sakura. "Hey Sasuke! Can you please go beat up Neji for me. Last week he beat me in the prettiest hair contest! That's unbelievable! How could I loose to him! He's a boy for crying out loud!" Sakura broke down crying and was sobbing her pretty little green eyes out. Awww poor, poor Sakura.

"Aw, Don't cry Sakura, you need a shoulder angel."

"Really Sasuke-kun"

"Yeah, I have some, they help you through your problems."

"Okay, I'll get some"

Then, two shoulder COOKIES appeared on Sakura's shoulder. The bad one was red, and the good one was white.

Then, Sakura started crying all over again.

"I'm so pathetic, my shoulder angels are COOKIES!"

Good Cookie: "You shouldn't be saddened Sakura-chan"

Bad Cookie: "Yes she should, she has COOKIES as shoulder angels, COOKIES, WTF IS WITH THAT!"

Sakura started to cry even more. But not before a stray shoe made its way to Sakura's head giving her a concussion.

"SHUT IT PINKY! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO TRAIN YOU NERD! AND YOU'RE TE GREEN ONE, THE BAD ONE! NOT THE PINK ONE, BECAUSE EVERYONE LIKES THE PINK ONE!"

And guess who that was. You bet, Hanabi.