Disclaimer: If I did own Fushigi Yugi, it wouldn't be so absolutely icky and disgusting…

This fanfiction was inspired by Izuka's Miaka & Tamahome Bashing fanfictions. I would also like to thank Izuka for her help.

Summary: A fight between Miaka & Tamahome…

Enjoy!

Miaka and Tamahome were in the garden…

"Miaka…" said Tamahome very overwhelmed.

"Tamahome…" said Miaka gleefully.

"Miaka…"

"Tamahome…"

"Miaka…"

"Tamahome…"

"Miaka…"

"Tamahome…"

"Miaka…"

"Tamahome…"

"Miaka…"

"Tamahome…"

"Miaka…"

"Tamahome…"

"Miaka…"

"Tamahome…You're breath smells awfully nice…" said Miaka sniffing Tamahome's mouth.

"Oh Miaka…Thank You…"

"TAMAHOME…DID YOU EAT MY PORK?!"

(In a very loving voice) "Oh…Miaka…I can never do that because whenever I eat pork it always reminds me of you…and I don't really want to have nightmares because of having you in my stomach…"

"TAMA-HOME…WHAT DID YOU SAY????"

"I said exactly what you heard or are you too much of a pig to clean your ears once a week…" with that Tamahome started to walk away.

"TAMA-HOME…YOU'RE SOO DEAD…" said Miaka and raised her fat piggy fists.

Tamahome was simply continued walking calmly…Miaka rushed to him and was about to strike when…Hotohori jumped in between them and said,

"Oh Miaka…How are you Miaka…I've missed you so much Miaka…I hope you're alright Miaka…"

"GET OUT MY WAY…HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT YOU NARCISSISTIC, IMMATURE BABOON..." with that she punched Hotohori so hard that he flew into the air.

"Thanks Hotohori I owe you one…not that I can ever repay you as I'll never be going to Hell…" said Tamahome, then turning his attention back to Miaka, "Anyway I guess you should be joining Hotohori…I hear they serve chicken in Hell!"

"Really?" said Miaka disbelievingly and dreamed of eating a fat delicious roasted chicken…drool fell from the corner of her mouth…she took a piece of broken glass and stabbed herself…

When she reached Hell, she saw that instead of chicken, they were serving porridge!!!

Meanwhile, as Tamahome was walking with his hands behind his head, he slipped on some mud and fell off a cliff. When he woke up next, he was in Hell where he saw Miaka and Hotohori fighting over a bowl of porridge. He sweat dropped and proceeded to run away, but was shoved into a corner by other hell-dwellers and forced to eat the icky and thick porridge. All was well.

END

Note: If you read this and hate it. Please don't review like, "Wow I have never read something this stupid and blah blah blah…"

This is MEANT for Fushigi Yugi HATERS.

Thank You.