A/N- Hey everyone! I'm back with another story from Frostedfire13. Hope you enjoy it like I did x)

DISCLAIMER: Frostedfire13 owns nothing, except Azby.. BRIANNA and the EMO CORNER are mine!

What the Hell?

Brianna laid on the king-sized bed in her and Ike's dorm. She sighed as she waited for her blue-haired mate to come back from a day of training. She sighed and sat up.

Just then, Ike bursted through the wooden door in all his manly, sweaty glory. "Hey hun!" he said as he dropped his sword and crawled on the bed.

Ike pursed his lips and closed his eyes, waiting for the 'Welcome Back' kiss he got everyday from Brianna, but it never came. Peeking at Brianna he saw that she was just glaring at him.

"What?" he said as he sat up. "IKE! You are such a DOUCHE!" she screamed. He clasped his hands over his ears. "W-what did I do?" he snapped back.

"You totally forgot what today is! It's our anniversary!" she yelled as she threw a pillow at him. Catching it with ease he looked at her in disbelief, "Brianna", he looked at her. Her eyes were swelling with tears. Trapping her in a sweaty embrace," I'm sorry" She hugged back and pressed her lips against his.

"Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?" Ike said as he pulled away and looked at Brianna. Brianna smiled, "There is...one thing" She said as she trailed her finger up and down Ike's muscular chest. Ike flushed with embarrasment.

Jumping off the bed, Ike removed most of his clothing. Standing only in his white jeans, he smiled at Brianna. "Prepare yourself, for my COCK!" he yelled as he pounced on Brianna. Brianna flipped him on his back. "IKE! You're so gross! I wanted to cuddle!" She yelled as she ran out of the dorm and down the hall to Azby's dorm. Ike went to his emo corner and cried.

Once she was there she barged into Azby's room. "Azby! Can I stay - WHAT THE HELL!" She yelled as she saw Azby and Ganondorf snuggling in bed. "What the fuck Brianna! Get out!" She yelled as she pointed a finger at Brianna. Then out of nowhere, Dark Link and Link popped out beneath the covers. "What the FUCK? Who else do you have under there?" Brianna yelled as she pulled the covers off to reveal Roy, Marth, and Pit. "What the hell are they doing here?" Brianna yelled as they all cuddled around Azby. "They are my mistresses!" Azby scoffed as she cuddled next to her 'mistresses.'

Brianna closed the door quickly. She'd rather take her chances with one horny pervert, rather than a whole bed full.