The Apple
Bob the Builder
Salty Dishwater
Don't own Bob the Builder, only Paul the Worm
Warning: Crack, due to boredness and sleep withdrawl.
Bob the builder ate an apple. The apple was so good, that his tools killed him to get to the apple. Wendy screamed when she saw the mangled body of the man she once knew as (starts singing) BOB THE BUILDER!!! She cried and cried, but the rolling machine saw her, walked over, and rolled over her body, leaving her just as mangled as her beloved.
Although the woman was squashed beyond recognition, she was still clutching on to what little life she had left. And with a small amount of power, she reached for the apple that had fallen to the ground when the rolling machine had busied itself attempting to kill her. Grabbing the apple with a mangled hand, she brought it to her mouth, slowly so as not to hurt herself. But before she could take a bite out of the juicy apple, she spotted a single worm crawling out of a hole. "Hi, I'm Paul." Said the worm.
Hearing the gross worm speak, Wendy screamed shrilly and threw the apple with all her might. But in doing so, she provoked the wrath of the killer worm. As the apple flew across the field, Wendy failed to hear the words that the dreaded worm spoke next.
"You'd better watch yourself, my dear Wendy." (insert diabolical laugh here)
THE END