Chpt1

Deadpool pov

Okay I wake up next to some guy who has a mask kind of like mine. I have my swords and guns. All he has are guns. Then a bunch of guys with guns come in. He wakes up and gets ready. I take some guys out and so does he. I like his style. 'Wonder if he likes chimichangas', one of my voices thought. We get done and find out they were really just ballistic gel torsos then a man in some kickass armor comes up. "Hello I'm Master Chief and you 2 just got recruited.

Me: Well that's the beginning of my story hope u like-

Deadpool: nope no cliffhangers at all keep typing 416

Me: Fine

Chpt1 cont.

Jason's POV

"Recruited into what?" I say kind of pissed off.

"Into the Spartan Program soldier you'll get one of these armor suits" Chief says

"Do you guys have chimichangas here" The copycat says to Chief.

"No, we don't Wade." The man said "oh and Jason you and Wade will get a suit like mine. You're going to go under a procedure that enhances your bone strength 15x stronger than it already is. Your senses will be 300% enhanced and the suit is 1000 lbs. but you'll move light as a feather. You'll also be equipped normal weapons a bubble shield, plasma pistol, rifle, and sticky grenade and a laser sword with 4 ft. dual blades. Any questions?" I was fine; the other guy was jumping up and down because of the weapons "See you in the mess hall soldiers." Chief said as he walked away.

Me: that's the real first chapter hope you liked it

Deadpool: Eh, it was okay

Me: Huh