ZIM'S WEBSITE
By: Vixen

ZIM: *walks into my computer room* You! You there!

VIXEN: What? *not even looking up*

ZIM: Yes, you, Pitiful Human Stink Beast!

VIXEN: Hey, who are you calling a stink beast you little green guy?!

ZIM: I am NOT little!

VIXEN: You're only three feet tall, shorty! So there! *sticks her tongue out at him*

ZIM: How would you like to feel the thrill of REAL POWER? To be adorded by your other fellow Stink Beasts? To obey your ULTIMATE ruler.. mainly.. ME!

VIXEN: Nah, no thanks, I've got stuff to do.

ZIM: HEY! *shakes a little electronic box in the air, the insides jingle around* Why isn't this micro-hypnotic-ultra-beamy thingy WORKING?!?

GIR: *pops into the room* Oh, my marbles! I lost my marbles!

ZIM: (opens the electronic box and a bunch of marbles falls out)

GIR: My marbles! *rolls on the floor with the now found marbles*

ZIM: *fixed the electronic box and replaces the insides that Gir took out when he hid his marbles* Okay, now, you human, you will OBEY me!

VIXEN: What? Huh? I thought you left.

ZIM: You will build me the ultimate web page, one befitting a invader such as myself.
It will be a becon, an Irkan home base here on this little World Wide Web.

VIXEN: Um.. 'kay.

ZIM: Good, now that that's settled I will retired to my house and work on more of my EVIL PLANS! Bwahahahaha!

VIXEN: Oh, um, Daggett..

ZIM: The name is Zim, Supreme Emporer Invader Zim to you.

VIXEN: Are you sure? Oh.. okay, whatever. I'll have it up and running in five years? That okay with you?

ZIM: *walks away shaking his head* Impudent Human Technology!!!

THE END

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