Disclaimer: I don't Xenosaga and Xenosaga don't own me. At least... I hope Xenosaga doesn't end up owning me for some weird reason.
A.N. The idea came to me when I was mad at one of my friends and I wished she would switch personalities with a certain somebody (cough) Albedo (cough) and then we could go and terrorize people together. But...yeah. (It didn't happen in case you're wondering.)
Jr. yawned and stretched. Then looked around in puzzlement.
"Huh? This ain't my room...I must've had a little too much at that costume party..."
He shook his head.
"I could've sworn Albedo was there though. Oh well. Gaignun said it was just some random weirdo in a costume."
He slumped out of bed and walked to the bathroom. He picked up his pink glittery hairbrush and started brushing his beautiful pink hair. Then he got his purple sparkle toothbrush and started brushing his teeth. He finished brushing his teeth and looked in the mirror...and screamed.
"WHAT? I look like MOMO?!"
He slapped himself.
"I knew I shouldn'tve fallen asleep during a costume party."
He sighed and started trying to pull his hair off, but it stuck, much to his dismay.
"OW! What'd they do? Super-glue it or somethin'? Oh man...This is embarrassing."
He sighed again and radioed Gaignun. A surprised Gaignun popped up on the viewscreen.
"Gaignun? Why're you so surprised? It's just me."
"Yes, I see it's you MOMO. Ahem. What do you need?"
Gaignun had gone back to his old calm and collected self, all traces of surprise gone.
"Ha ha ha, real funny. Come on you know it's me. You've played you're little prank and now this wig won't come off."
"MOMO? Are you feeling okay?"
"It's me! Jr.! AUGH! Why won't you listen to me?"
"MOMO, I have someone very important on the other line and I really don't need someone radioing me for no reason. Mary'll come in a minute okay?"
"But Gaignun! Wait!"
BZZT! The viewscreen dissappeared.
"Fine, let them have their laughs, I'll get 'em back twice as bad." Jr. mumbled as he sat on the bed and waited for Mary.
Meanwhile...
"Mary, I need you to check up on MOMO, I think she might be sick. She's acting strangely." asked Gaignun."I would but there's another person on the line."
"Okay, I'll check on 'er right after I check on Little Mastah. He still hasn't come out yet."
"Okay, thanks Mary."
Mary had reached Jr.'s room by now, and she opened the door and saw him sitting at his desk.
"Hey Little Mastah! Watcha doin'?"
She looked over his shoulder and saw pink and blue flowers, purple kitties, and hearts drawn all over a piece of paper. A big heart in the middle had MOMO and Jr. in it.
"Ah! Mary! I umm...I was just umm...nothing."
Jr. hid the paper under the desk.
"You know you should knock before you just barge right in. I mean, especially since you haven't known me for that long."
"What're you talking about Little Mastah? I've known you since...well... a long time."
"And why're you calling me 'Little Master'? I'm MOMO."
"Umm..." 'Maybe MOMO and Jr. are coming down with the same thing. I'd better check up on MOMO. Fast.' Mary thought. "Umm...yeah of course you are. Would you like to come with me to check up on 'Jr.'?"
"Sure! That sounds like fun!" "Jr." skipped towards the door. Then he stopped and turned around. "Oh, and Mary..."
"Yes?"
"Why'd you change my room? I thought this was Jr.'s room."
"Oh, umm...last minute mess up. We must've not been paying attention when we put you in your rooms. Ya'll both fell asleep after someone dressed as Albedo gave you something to drink. You remember how it scared MOMO, uh, I mean you because it was so lifelike?"
"Oh yeah, that thing was scary! Well let's go!"
"Little Mastah" continued skipping out of the door and down the hall to Jr.'s room.
Mary shook her head.
"Somethin' weird is goin' on..." She then followed "Jr." down the hall.
A knock sounded on the door.
"That must be Mary!" Jr. ran to the door and flung it open. "Thank God you're here Mary! Nobody'll even try to help me get this wig off and..."
He then stopped in shock. What appeared to be himself was wearing the same shocked expression.
"WHAAAT?! Who're you?" They both shouted at once.
Mary just stared blankly. "Umm...what is going on?"
"YOU IMPOSTER! WHAT?! IMPOSTER?! ME?!"
"STOP!" Mary shouted.
Jr. and MOMO blinked.
"Okay...you two wait right here, I'm going to get Master Gaignun. No fighting." She looked at them sternly and then ran down the hall to Gaignun's office.
"What the heck happened?"Jr. asked.
"I...I don't know." Said MOMO.
They stood in silence for a while. Then they heard footsteps coming down the hall.
"Great, now Gaignun gets to laugh in my face..." Jr. muttered.
Mary and Gaignun ran up. "Mary told me everything that happened. It seems you've switched personalities. There's a simple solution to this problem and it's—"
chaos woke up.
"Hmm...what a interesting dream. I wish I wouldn'tve woken up until it was finished though. It's a pity dreams always seem to end just when you get to the good part. Oh well."
chaos got up out of bed and walked to the bathroom. He washed his hands and then ran them through his hair. He then looked up.
"Oh, the mirror's fogged. I guess I better wipe it off."
He started wiping the fog away from the mirror. As some of it came off, he looked closer.
"Hmm? What's that brown fuzzy stuff on the mirror?" chaos scrubbed at it but it wouldn't come off, it didn't even smear. He sighed. "Oh well, I'll have to get something better to clean it with later."
chaos continued clearing the fog, and then stared shocked at the reflection in the mirror. "WHAT?! I'm Allen?! Oh man...why'd that dream have to end so soon?!"
A.N. Haha, such fun bashing chaos. XD R&R please!