After gaining so many reviews on my story, Diary Of A Superior, I happened to cook this up to celebrate! I hope you all enjoy.
Xemnas' MANLY Random Moments
"I wanna rock and roll all night! And party everyday!"
Xemnas was singing out of key while playing his Rock Band Game that he had recently purchased in his office. He had chosen the song "Rock And Roll" by KISS. This was one of his favorite pass times which nobody knew about; he wanted it to be kept so secret that he didn't even write it in his MANLY journal.
"No, this song is out of my voice key…" Xemnas mumbled while exiting the song and going to the main menu to choose another.
He scrolled through some songs and couldn't decide, so he closed his eyes and chose a random one.
He chose "Hit Me With your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar.
"Well you're the real tough cookie- "The Superior stopped singing. "Wait a minute! That should say muffin!" He yelled at the screen while putting his hands on his hips.
After pausing his game, he had heard echoing in the hallway outside his door. It was like a girl singing, her voice so gentle and smooth. The voice was so beautiful Xemnas hardly even made a noise and breathed slower.
Curious as to whom it was, he opened his creamy white door and looked both ways down the hallway, nothing to his left but to his right he saw…
Oh, now THIS was disturbing.
A familiar pink haired man balancing on his left leg while spinning around in a sparkly pink ballerina dress with baby pink tights and slippers, singing to a tune Xemnas had never heard before. This man stood out like a sore thumb in the bleach was number 11 of Organization 13, named Marluxia.
"Lalala! Oh petunias and daffodils what a sight to see… A daisy, a Lilly, a lovely life for-" Marluxia immediately froze in place as he caught the disgusted look of the Superior whose mouth was dropped to the floor.
"Oh Lord Xemnas! I was just um…" He stood on his two feet and blushed in embarrassment, "I was uh practicing a new move that fights off heartless and collects a double amount of hearts!" He closed his eyes and grinned ear to ear with his hands behind his back like a little girl, hoping he would trick the superior.
"I didn't see anything…" Xemnas mumbled to himself as he turned around to enter his room, but sudden vibrations like an earthquake occurred almost sending the Superior falling flat on his face.
"What in kingdom hearts is going on?!" Xemnas yelled as he held onto the frame of his door for support.
Marluxia didn't reply, he fell on his back with a girly sounding, "Ohhh" and fainted.
The vibrating had stopped and maniacal laughter echoed in the hallways with some snorting.
"THE SYMPHONIES HAVE ARRIVED!" The voice yelled. Xemnas knew his member's voices and this clearly belonged to Vexen; the creepy scientist who gave little children nightmares.
With a huff Xemnas pulled up the sleeves on his cloak and walked straight towards the Chilly Academics laboratory, which was down the hall.
"Vexen!" The Superior yelled as he burst open the white door labeled 'Vexens Lab ONLY, those who are unauthorized to enter WILL be transformed into an obese Sephrioth'. Thick gray smoke came pouring out making Xemnas cough and the door slammed behind him.
"Vexen!" The superior called out again.
"MUHAHA! MUHAHAH!" The maniacal laughter of Vexen started again, he wasn't visible for the smoke was too heavy.
Xemnas scanned the smoke filled room quickly with much coughing, trying to locate the creep. Just then, two large bright green ovals stood out of the gray smoke making Xemnas jump back in surprise.
"Ahh Lord Xemnas," Vexen started, the superior could just picture the creep with a growing smirk on his face, "Glad you could come, but can you read? The sign on my door clearly states in bold red lettering that you-"
"I'm the Superior! I reign over you! I could turn you into a dusk for kingdom hearts sake!"The smoke suddenly faded and Vexen was now totally visible. The lab was filled with large machines, book shelves and many experimenting tables stacked with many papers. Also in that room were Lexaeus and Zexion.
Vexen swallowed hard, "Right…" He managed to say not looking at the superior in the eyes.
"What in the name of kingdom hearts are you doing?" Xemnas inquired rather loudly.
"Well, I summoned the symphonies." Vexen stated plainly, as if he were discussing the weather.
"What?" Xemnas didn't even know what to say, summoning symphonies? This was new.
"Yes, I happened to gain super cool, fantastic, ultra deluxe, excellent, hunky-dory, glorious, divine, neat nifty, marvelous-"
"Quit telling me what's in the thesaurus and spit it out!" The Superior yelled while whacking the giant and thick thesaurus Vexen was randomly holding onto the floor.
"Right, so anyway as I was saying I have gained some marvelous super powers that enable me to summon things at my wish and also fly, disappear, and my favorite shape shift." The creepy blonde haired man explained with hand gestures.
Xemnas stared wide eyed, "What?!"
"I know, it seems impossible but he-" Zexion began in the conversation while flipping through a book from the shelf.
"Let ME explain! Now there are a few side effects, and I-" Vexen interrupted, but then got cut off from loud, high pitched screaming and crying from the hallway.
The four froze in place, "Did you hear that?" The Superior asked.
"Yes, yes I did…" The Chilly Academic replied. The other two then the lights in the room began flickering on and off.
"Vexen, knock that off." The Superior demanded.
"Knock what off? I thought you were doing that!" The scientist replied as his voice pitched higher the more he got nervous, "Zexion!"
"Don't look at me Vexen." Said nobody replied.
"Lexeaus!" The Chilly Academic exclaimed.
"Haha Lexeaus thinks this is funny…" The tall muscular man replied with some laughter. The lights then stopped flickering and all three gave death glares at the Silent Hero.
"That's not comical whatsoever!" The creepy big green eyed scientist grabbed Lexeaus by the ear and dragged him into a chair, "Explain to me why you did that!"
"Lexeaus thinks it would add to the drama."
Both Xemnas and Zexion face palmed.
The screaming and crying continued and everyone stood up straighter.
"Zexion! Scent detect who's out there!" Vexen demanded with a point of a finger at the younger nobody.
"I only smell one scent out there, and it's one of us. It happens to be…Luxord." The Cloaked Schemer replied after breathing in the air through his nose.
"Luxord?" The superior repeated as he began talking short and quick strides to the door.
"Lexeaus thinks Luxord is crying."
"That's already been established." The Scientist reminded the muscular nobody.
The Superior opened the creaking door and in fact Luxord was sitting on the floor hugging his knees and crying his eyes out.
"Number 10! What is the meaning of this?"
The British and blonde haired nobody lifted his head and sniffled through his nose and replied, "I w-was scanning through the radio and…And…"
"Yes? What is it Luxord? Spit it out!"
"Justin Beiber came on!" He screamed like it was the worst thing in the entire universe and began crying his eyes out like a three year superior sat beside him and wiped a tear from his own eye a patted the nobody's back, "I feel ya man…Now if you need ANYTHING, I'm here for ya."
Luxord continued sobbing and Xemnas began to slightly cry while Demyx, a curious young nobody with mullet hair happened to walk by, "Hey, why the long faces?" He asked as he stood in front of the two with his hands on his hips.
"Luxord was scanning the station on his radio and...and..." Xemnas started to say after wiping many tears from his eyes, "And…and…and…"
"Spit it out Lord Xemnas!" Demyx exclaimed while gesturing a hand towards the Superior.
"And…and…and…"
Just then a dramatic beginning to a symphony began, trumpets and violins started playing.
"THE SYMPHONIES ARE WORKING!" Vexen had yelled from his lab suddenly.
"Now where was I?" Xemnas asked himself before clearing his throat,"Oh yes... And…and…JUSTIN BIEBER CAME ON!"
The music suddenly stopped, where ever it came from.
Demyx clapped a hand over his mouth with a gasp, "You're kidding?" He knelt down next to Luxord and rubbed his back, "It's alright man, It's gonna be okay. This tragedy will soon end."
Just then another nobody walked down the hall and stopped in front of the three, huddled together sobbing. This man was Xigbar. He had and eye patch covering his right eye, and hair that was so long he had to keep it in a pony tail to prevent it from touching the floor."Hey, what's going on here? Did I miss something?" Xigbar asked placing a hand on his right hip.
"It's horrible Xigbar; Luxord witnessed the voice of Justin Bieber and has Bieberitis!" Demyx explained while wiping the tears from his eyes.
"It even has a diagnosis?" Xemnas questioned, "What kind of sick twisted world do we live in?"
"We live in a world where people write on walls and worship cats. Dude, get with the times. Anyway we have to get him the cure and fast before he becomes permanently deaf." The man with the eye patch replied.
"HOLY PETUNIAS!" A female toned voice screeched rather loudly. Only one nobody in the entire Organization would scream like a girl shouting flower names. And that was Marluxia."DID SOMEBODY SAY BIEBERITIS?!" The pink haired man stood up from the floor, still wearing the ballerina outfit and walked toward the group.
Everyone stared with their mouths hung laughed in a creepy girly way before saying in a high pitched voice, "I have the cure."
"This will have to do…" Xigbar mumbled to himself as he crossed his arms.
"MARLUXIA! CHANGE INTO YOUR CLOAK NOW! YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO KINGDOM HEARTS!" The Superior shouted at the top of his lungs, vibrating the castle.
Demyx then stood up rather quickly and kicked Marluxia in the stomach un-expectantly, sending him flat on his back and summoned his sitar.
"Number nine what in kingdom hearts sake are you doing?!" Xemnas asked loudly as he stared in bewilderment.
"Oh I'm just offering Marluxia as a sacrifice to Kingdom Hearts." He replied simply.
"WHAT?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" The Superior yelled demandingly.
"Well, why not?" The Melodious Nocturne inquired as he made his Sitar disappear.
"FOR KINGDOM HEARTS SAKE YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE ALTAR OF NAUGHT!"
"Lexeaus thinks lotion is yummier than Rachael Ray's cooking." The tall muscular nobody stated randomly as he walked out of the lab. Everyone just stared at him.
"Duh me! Why didn't I think of that first?" Demyx asked himself. The mullet haired nobody summoned a portal with a flick of his wrist and carried Marluxia over his shoulder and walked through it.
"Wait, I thought we needed to cure Luxord…" Xigbar thought out loud, giving Xemnas a confused two stared at each other with their mouths slightly agape.
"Lexeaus thinks there needs to be music to end the awkward silence."
"Well Xigbar thinks you need to go back to kindergarten."
"Xemnas thinks we should all just shut up and pretend that none of this ever happened."
"Xigbar wants to know why we are all talking in third person."
"Xemnas wants a muffin."
"Lexeaus can count to potato."
"Xemnas thinks talking in third person is actually entertaining."
"Xigbar agrees."
"Lexeaus hasn't changed clothes in three weeks."
Xemnas' and Xigbar's eyes widened and slowly stepped away from the Silent Hero.
The two turned on their heels going separate ways leaving Lexeaus to stand by himself with the sick Luxord.
What do ya think of the randomness?