Tigerstar stepped forward, shouldering the gray warrior aside. "I am Tigerstar, leader of ShadowClan." he growled. "And I have a proposition for you."

"Okay, so say it." Scourge said.

"Sorry, the prologue ended." Tigerstar said, embarrassed.

"Ummmmm... What?" Scourge replied.

"I said it ended, now get on with the bloopers!"

"Fine!" Scourge said, turning off the camera.
-

His whole body felt numb, and his head spun with the terrible realization that Bluestar was dead.

"Well of course she's dead, you dufus!" Mablestory said as she read the book. "Do you not remember what happened last book?"

"Of course I do!" Fireheart said, dropping Bluestar into a bottomless pit.

Then the john Cena meme appeared. He ripped through the wall, sticking his head through. "Are you sure about that?" he asked, and turned off the camera.
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"I think Fireheart needs to do his alone."

"NO! GRAYSTRIPE HAS TO GO WITH HIM! JHUDFWERIUVGJSDFNHVIO JHASFEbv F! GRAYSTRIPE KNEW BLUESTAR BEFORE FIREHEART EVEN WENT OUTSIDE OF HIS TWOLEG NEST!" Mablestory said, inturrupting the recording, leaving her brother to record it as she ran over to the cats.

Graystripe just blinked as everyone else stared at her. Then Bluestar came over. "It is true. Now, go mourn for me, i love to see cats cry." she said.

Everyone stared blankly at her. Then she jumped on Fireheart, and their fighting caused Mablestory to fall over, landing on the recording camera, breaking it.
-

A menacing snarl came from Frostfur. "What are you doing here?"

"Ummm, I'm Bluestar's daughter." Mistyfoot said. "Her son." Stonefur replied.

Frostfur and Speckletail stared blankly at them.

"Seriously?" Speckletail asked.

"Ummm... Yeah." Mistyfoot said.

"Just turn the camera off!" Speckletail growled. Misty foot immediately rushed over to the camera, turning it off.
-

"Mistyfoot and Stonefur are proud of her courage-both then and now." Fireheart continued. "As we should be."

"As we should be!?" Darkstripe challenged. "Why should we be?"

"Because she was a great leader. Disloyalty has been shown. EXILE!" Suddenly everyone started singing 'Not One Of Us' from The Lion King 2.

"Deception..." Fireheart said, ending the song. "Now, about Stonefur and Mistyfoot." he said, turning off the camera.
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That's all for now! I will work on some more later, sorry about it being so short. But I hope you enjoyed! (Meant to be humorous.)