Inuyasha's ears twitched as he heard the familiar sound of a certain monk getting slapped.

"YOU PERV!!!"

He rolled his eyes, he was pretty used to Miroku and Sango's arguments but this was the last straw, that was the 5th time today miroku had gotten slapped. Inuyasha stood up and marched over to where he heard Miroku's pleas of mercy.

"C'mon Sango!! No more, I've learned my lesson!!" cried miroku

"And what lesson is that?"

"Never ask you to bear my children when you're in a bad mood!"

SLAP!!
"Jerk" Sango flipped her dark hair and looked at inuyasha. "Oh, what's up?"

Inuyasha grasped miroku's robe and pulled him up. "I'm done, I can't take it anymore!! EITHER YOU LEAVE SANGO ALONE OR YOU GO HOME!!!"

Miroku sneered; his cheeks were glowing red from where Sango had punished him. "Inuyasha, I'm just trying to find a woman who will have my child just incase I don't kill Naraku, see if I had a child they could-"Inuyasha cut him off.

"Listen up monk I don't really give a rats ass if you 'NEED' to have a kid...I'm sick of hearing the same things over and over again!!! 'Will you bear my child' slap 'will you bear my child' slap, it's the same damn thing over again every day!! And don't get me started on when you decide to go and grab Kagome..."

Inuyasha dropped miroku and scoffed.

"ya know I don't need women, I could be perfectly fine without them!" The moment Miroku said this he knew he'd made a mistake.

Inuyasha grinned "really...I bet you couldn't last a week without a girl!"

Miroku stood silent; he didn't want to make matters worse for himself.

"Yeah, if you can go 7 days without hitting on a girl, I'll, I'll stop my quest to find the jewel shards."

Miroku nodded "Fine, I'll do it!" he paused "Dammit."

Sango's eyes lit up, "Oh my god, your really gonna do it?" she let out a triumphant HA "if you actually get through this I'll have you kid!"

"WHAT!?" yelled miroku and Inuyasha together

Sango nodded, "yup!"

The monk stood up "I am now determined, I will go seven days without hitting on a single woman, watch!!"

Sango laughed, as did Inuyasha. They both knew Miroku wasn't going to able to pull of a stunt like this...