The Snape Rap feat Nagini in a Bikini

by beeabeeon49

In which the author questions her friend's sanity. Basically something my friend and I came up with when we were watching the Philosopher's stone. It was really quickly written, so don't expect genius!

The Snape Rap - feat Nagini in a Bikini and Voldemort

I loved your mother

But she married James Potter

The Snape rap, the Snape rap

You don't want me to be your enemy

Because I'll feed you to my anemone

The Snape rap, the Snape rap

Take it Voldemort!

My plastic surgery went wrong,

And now it feels like someone hit my nose with a gong.

The Snape rap, the Snape rap

My name is Voldemort

Because I have a wart...

ON MY NOSE, ON MY NOSE

Take it Nagini!

Ssssss-SSS SSS SSS SSS SSS SSS SSS SSS SSS ssssssssssss ssssssssssss ss ss

Take it Snape!

I'm evil because I have a weird voice

But I had no choice

SO YO! So YO!