It was a nice day in the world of VG Central. A bit of snow was on the ground and it looked like it was going to go away soon. People do their usually things like meet up with friends and hang out. However, there was another purpose.
Valentine's Day. In a couple of days, the day of romance was about to come to everyone and they were about to get ready to give their loved ones chocolate.
A series of women were standing outside of a shop eyeing some Valentine-related merchandise. The girls were Dot Warner from Animaniacs, Ally Gator from Black & Bruised, Elphaba from Wicked, Serenity Wheeler from Yugioh and Sabrina Spellman from Sabrina the Teenaged Witch.
"Can you believe it?" Serenity asked in joy. "It is also Valentine's Day."
"It seemed like yesterday that we were celebrating Christmas and New Year's." Elphaba added.
"Yeah." Ally chuckled. "Where DOES the time go?"
These five girls were particularly close to each other. Which was weird considering that they met under some very unfortunate circumstances. Last Christmas, the engine to VG Central froze over stopping the trains leaving several people stranded there. Upon a series of events both joyful and sad, they made friends with each other.
Serenity then looked down at Dot. "So, Dot? Is there something you wanted to speak with us about?"
The Warner Sister then smirked. "Oh yes! Do you wonder why I asked you to come to the shops to wait for each other?"
Ally crossed her arms. "Knowing you that you would tell us anyway."
Dot giggled. "Oh, you are so right, Ally!"
The others looked at each other not liking where this was going. Suddenly, Dot pulled out a blackboard from her back (even though it was much bigger than her.) She then pulled out a teaching stick and pointing to the chalk writing on it.
"Today, we will put together "Operation Reverse Affection!" Dot said tapping the board.
Elphaba blinked twice. "Operation Reverse Affection?"
Dot put her stick behind her back. "Serenity, please tell me what you explained on the internet a couple of weeks ago."
Serenity looked in confusion. Suddenly, her eyes widened in realization.
"Oh, how I told you what we celebrate Valentine's Day in Japan!" The brunette realized.
"Exactly. And how?" Dot asked.
"Well, girls buys chocolate and gives them to their loved ones." Serenity said.
"Exactly!" Dot shouted startling the others. "In a society where it is manly for the male to actually give gifts, it is the woman who has to give the gift as it is actually cultural."
The others looked at each other in confusion.
"Umm… Where are you going with this, Dot?" Sabrina asked a little afraid for the outcome.
The black-furred creature merely back-flipped all the way until she landed on the blackboard. As she did so, she pointed at the sky creating a barrage of fireworks.
"Girls, we are going to make chocolate!" Dot announced.
"What?" All of the girls exclaimed.
"What do you mean, we?" Ally asked raising an eyebrow.
"Aw, don't be like that!" Dot said. "I know you want to see your boyfriends' smiles melt like chocolate when you gave them… Well, their chocolate!"
The girls' eyes widened at this.
"What?" Elphaba said with her green face now beet-red.
"Or don't be shy. I think it is high-time your romance with Bowser becomes common news." Dot smirked.
Elphaba put her hands to her mouth upon hearing this.
"Don't tell me that the reason I'M here is to find a gift for Lucky!" Ally said in disbelief.
"Of course." Dot smirked.
Ally and Elphaba looked at each other in disbelief. The only reason that Dot said that they had boyfriends was to go with Dot to make sure that she doesn't literally crush someone with love. And even now, they felt a little forced into it.
"Serenity, you are getting chocolate for anyone in particular, right?" Dot asked with a smirk.
The brunette immediately blushed red before looking to the side. "Um, well…"
Ally and Sabrina rolled their eyes while Elphaba shook her head knowing exactly what Dot meant. It was no secret that Serenity had someone in mind. Particular someone who saved her life. Truth be told, Serenity WAS going to get that certain someone a present but she wondered if she should tell Dot.
Sabrina stared at the blushing Serenity before realizing something.
"Um, Dot?" Sabrina asked.
"Hm?" The smaller female said.
"Why am I here?" Sabrina asked.
Dot raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean?"
"What do you mean what do you mean?" Sabrina asked. "Serenity asked me to come to this "Super Special Awesome Girl Meeting."
Dot merely shrugged. "I didn't ask you to come. Serenity asked me if you wanted to go and I said yes."
"Sorry, Sabrina." Serenity said. "I didn't think it would relate to romance."
"Um, it's all right." The half-witch shrugged.
"Anyway, as long as we are here, let's put our plan into action!" Dot said slapping her teaching stick against her palm.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Ally said walking forward. "Since when had we agreed to this?"
"What? Are you a bad cook?" Dot asked.
Ally promptly punched the blackboard sending it (along with Dot) spinning around for a moment. Soon, it slowly stopped with Dot lying on the blackboard with stars around her eyes and her tongue lying out.
"What… Is that a touchy subject to you?" Dot asked dizzily.
Ally shook her head. "Remind me why we're friends again."
"Now, now." Serenity said.
"A-Anyway, well, assume we DO want to go with you." Sabrina asked. "Where do you buy the chocolate?"
Dot raised her head. "Buy? Who said anything about buying chocolate?"
Ally frowned. "I do not like the sound of that."
"I was thinking of buying a cookbook and MAKING chocolate." Dot grinned.
Ally, Elphaba, Serenity and Sabrina looked at each other.
"Um, Dot?" Ally asked. "Are you going to give chocolate to Snoopy as well?"
"Of course!" The Warner Sister grinned.
The girls winced at this. Dot may mean well but there were more than reason why the Warner Brothers were so feared. No matter what they were in, it mostly ends with disaster. So that was why they were afraid Dot going anywhere near the kitchen.
"So Dot, where do you intend to find this cookbook?" Elphaba asked.
Ally's eyes widened. "Um, Elphaba? What are you doing here?"
The witch walked over to Ally and whispered in her ear. "SOMEONE has to supervise Dot and make sure that she doesn't feed Snoopy poisoned chocolate."
Ally sighed. "I suppose that is true. In fact, getting Dot to cook decently may need more muscle. Can I help?"
"Sure!" Elphaba smiled.
"Actually, I wouldn't mind coming as well." Serenity said looking down. "What about you, Sabrina?"
The blonde witch raised an eyebrow. "Making chocolate? Sure, why not? It could be fun."
Ally sighed before walking forward. "All right, Dot. We will make chocolate."
The girl's eyes sparkled at this. "YAY!"
With that, she pumped her arms in the air. However as she did so, she ended up spinning the blackboard around again disorienting her all over again. The girls shook their heads at this.
"Making Valentine's Day chocolate." Sabrina said putting her hands on her hips. "Sounds like fun."
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At the same time in an entirely different world was a city. New York City to be exact. Through the universe were many version of this particular place. This… Was the city of one.
Inside of the bedroom of a house was a young man lying down on his bed. He was Asian with black hair with a green line around it. He had on headphones playing rock music while throwing a ball to himself. He was Jake Long, the American Dragon.
Normally, he wouldn't be this quiet while listening to his favourite music but he was too busy thinking about something. Or rather someone in particular.
You see, despite his cheery nature, Jake had actually had a harsh blow with love before. Particular with a young woman named Rose. You see, they literally started out at enemies even though they didn't know that at the time. The two of them were dating each other and they were both happy.
However, things got horrible wrong when the two of them realized that they were each other's enemies. At first, they were willing to accept seeing that Rose didn't want to work for her boss but they had to break-up their conflicting sides. It had hurt Jake. A lot.
But that wasn't what he was deep in thought about. He was thinking about someone a little similar. With a small smile, he sat up and got off his bed before making his way to his computer and turning it on.
After waiting a couple of minutes, he immediately went to his e-mail. He saw that he got no new messages but he didn't care. He started a new message and made sure that three people got the e-mail. He took in a deep breath and started to e-mail the others.
"Dear dawg, Yo, how is it going? Did you know that Valentine's Day is around the corner? Only a couple of more days to empty your wallet!"
Jake then sighed.
"Actually, I need your help. You see, I had my eye on a girl. She is cute, funny and strong-willed and I would to give her a present for Valentine's day. Only one problem. Everything I say annoys her and I am afraid if I give her my gift, she would just scoff and throw it away. I want to ask my friends and family for help but I think you would be better to come to so please, I am desperate! Signed, Jake Long."
With that, he pushed send on the computer sending the message to three people. With a nod, he fished into his pocket and get out a cell phone.
"Better ask him for help as well." Jake said pushing a few buttons and typing the same message to someone else. He knew that this person had no time to go to an internet café.
Once he was done, he let out a sigh of relief. All he could do was wait.
"Jake, dinnertime!" His mother called out.
"All right, ma!" The teenager said running out of the door.
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After a good dinner, Jake made his way back upstairs wondering if he got any reply to his e-mail. Much to his delight, all THREE of them had replied back. With an excited grin, he immediately made his way over to see who the first person who answered his e-mail was.
"Dear Jake, I am so glad that you had gone to me for help. I am not too surprised that you had done so however. First things first, DON'T use chloroform and tape. Believe me, it is not as successful as it sounds. Second off, seeing that everything you say annoys her, then let actions speak louder than words. Show off! I would suggest turning into your dragon form and flexing your dragon six-pack but your form changed to a skinnier one. I heard that you are great skateboarder so show off your skills near the rails and wow her! Also after that, treat her to a meal! A way to a woman's heart is through her stomach. That is why whenever I kidnap Peach, I prepare a big banquet for her. After that should be more than enough. Whoever the lucky gal, knock her out! Not literally, of course! Believe me, I tried that!"
"Signed, Bowser."
Jake's eyebrow twitched as he listened reading the e-mail. "Wow… That was… Interesting."
The Asian boy shook his head. Even though Bowser genuinely wanted to help, his advice wasn't that helpful. Then again, Bowser had a huge ego so it was no wonder he felt so confident in showing off. Closing the e-mail, he went to the next one.
"Dear Jake, I don't know why you feel that comfortable to be taking about a girl but I never had a girlfriend in my life. Still, I could do what I can. First off, STOP and think before you speak. If you think whatever you say might be remotely annoying to her, don't say it. Also, I know I am not the best person to suggest this, be a gentleman. Open the door for her when you are entering a building. Tell to keep from bragging about yourself and talk about her. Try not to raise your voice. All in all, just watch yourself. And treat her to some flowers and chocolates. Best of luck to you."
"Signed, Lucky Glauber."
Jake nodded his head. Lucky's advice sounded much better than Bowser's. However, his advice seems hard to follow. He wondered how to do what Lucky says. To Lucky, it just comes… naturally. With a sigh, he felt to the last e-mail.
"Dear Jake, how could I put this delicately? You need the perfect mix. First off, you have to be suave, gentlemanly and the man the lady at once. But that doesn't mean you can't have a rapier wit. Crack a couple of jokes here and there but don't overdo it you just might end up annoying her like you said. Also, you don't want to slow yourself down as well. Try the find the perfect personality that keeps your charm AND your wit. Also, make sure you bring a gift with her to put her in an initial good mood. There is the usual flowers but girls just adore chocolate. Unless she hates it for some reason, make sure it is the latter. Particular home-made. Girls loved that kind of thing. I wish you the best of luck. Go get them, dragon!"
"Signed, Snoopy."
Jake paused for a moment. Snoopy's advice seems like the best one but also the toughest one to follow. A mix of gentlemanly and witty does sound like a witting combination but there was a chance he may suggest it.
Jake sighed before realizing something. There were one thing Bowser, Lucky and Snoopy had in common.
They all suggested food. Particular chocolate. As in made from cooking. Suddenly, his eyes lit up in joy. That was it.
He was going to get the girl he likes some chocolate. He gave a grin nodding his head. This should be fun.
Suddenly, he heard a beeping. Recognizing the noise as his cell phone, he got it and read it. He saw that it was from the person he texted earlier.
Jake couldn't help but smile. No matter what kind of advice his friends gave, they still wish him good luck and he had no doubt this person would be the same.
"I don't know. Why are you asking me?"
Jake's smile vanished as he blinked twice. He then sighed in exasperation.
"Ragna, why am I not surprised?
