"I'm going to duct tape your mouth shut."
"With what?"
"Duct tape."
"Duck tape?"
"You don't remember what it is?"
"Is it shaped like a duck?"
"What?"
"Is it duck shaped?"
"No. It's grey and sticky."
"And shaped like a duck?"
"NO!"
"Does it have ducks on it?"
"Look it up dumbass."
"So it's a dumbass?"
"No."
"It's a no?"
"No, look it up on Google."
"So it's Google now?"
"What?"
"First it's a duck tape, then it is dumbass, than it's a no, then now it's Google? Which is it?"
"You're a dumbass."
"I'm a dumbass? I thought that was duck tape?"
"No it's duct tape. It's grey and sticky."
"What's grey and sticky?"
"Duct tape."
"It's a duck?"
"No! You're just trying to annoy me. Are you?"
"Maybe."
"That's it. You're dead! Get back here you jerk!"