AN.I obviously own none of the characters, only the plot.. Also, this story hasn't been Beta'd, so ignore the spelling errors.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione, sat awkwardly in the home of one of their closest and most trusted friends, Herbology Professor, and all around good guy, Neville Longbottom. They had been told to come over rather abruptly, so they were a bit confused and on edge. Neville had floo called them only saying to come quick, and that it as important.
It had been almost 30 minutes and their host had yet to make an appearance.
Finally Neville walked into the sitting room on slightly unbalanced feet. An odd green glittering mist hung lazily around his body. They individually thought to themselves if the odd mist was a part of the reason they had been called over so abruptly.
Neville smiled wildly, an odd glazed look hanging in his weirdly red tinted eyes. He then gazed down at his friends.
"Guys, I know I'm acting weird, but that's part of the reason you're here"
"I've discovered something that will surely change the wizarding world forever"
Harry, Ron and Hermione, looked unbelieving, and wondered if maybe their friend had been spending way too much time around his plants.
It was harry who ended up breaking the odd silence that had settled among them "what is it mate?"
"And should we be worried?" Ron added.
Neville chuckled before shaking his head "No, trust me it's perfectly safe" He said, before then reaching into his pockets, and pulling out four messily rolled blunts.
"sorry guys, I ran out of parchment, so I had to use one of my old books" he said with a blush
Both Ron, and Harry looked confused about how these ugly looking things could help them. While Hermione was more angry at the treatment of the text books
"Neville, I thought you had more respect for knowledge!" Hermione said with a wag of her finger.
Neville only giggled" Don't worry it was from Trelawney's class"
-Neville then quickly cast a spell lighting all four of the blunts. Before then handing one to each of his friends, and keeping one for himself.
"What are we supposed to do with these mate?" Ron sad as he eyed the burning paper.
"Put it to your lips and breath the smoke into your lungs, like one of those muggle cigaretties that we tried back in Hogwarts " Neville said, before bringing the blunt to his lips, and breathing in deeply. He then held the smoke in his mouth for a few seconds, before finally exhaling.
The smoke was a glittering green that twisted and turned around Neville's body, before finally settling onto his clothing.
Harry, always the bravest of them glanced down at the blunt, before bringing it up to his lips, and attempting to copy what he saw his friend do only seconds before. Only things didn't go as smoothly as they did with his friend.
AS soon as he breathed in Harry started coughing harshly. "oi mate, what is this!?" He said in cracked voice.
Neville shook his head
"you got to be smooth mate…. I've been smoking for a while, so I'm used to the burn"
Harry only nodded before putting the blunt to his lips, and taking a nice slow pull, before opening his mouth and letting the smoke move slowly almost snake like around his head.
"wooow" harry breathed out before settling back into the couch.
Both Hermione, and Ron still looked on a bit nervously, but after a nod of encouragement from harry, finally brought the poorly wrapped blunts to their lips.
Ron let out a harsh cough "bloody hell" he said with a dry voice.
Hermione poshly held the blunt between her pointer, and middle finger. "Keep it smooth Ronald" She said, before bringing the blunt back up to her lips.
Neville laughed, before giving Hermione a thumbs up. "that 'a girl mione"
"Now just wait for it to kick in guys"
-Neville smiled knowingly as an almost dazed look came over Harry's face, then Hermione's, and finally Ron's.
"M...mate what's happening?" Harry murmured out lazily, as he slithered out of his chair, and found a comfortable spot, on Neville's well worn rug.
"I don't know what's happening, but it's brilliant" Ron said smoothly, before wrapping a long arm around Hermione's shoulders.
Hermione just nodded with a dazed little giggle, before snuggling into Ron's chest.
Neville took a puff of his blunt, before laying back in his favorite raggedy old arm chair.
"Just let it take you in, and relax…. This is going to be a fun ride" he said with a twisted little smirk.
An hour later found the four friends still sitting in their exact same spots.
"Guys, what if we served the house elves, and they owned us?" harry said with a dazed voice, Before closing his eyes.
"Probably better owners then some of us wizards, and witches." Hermione added in with a nod of her head.
"Yea" Ron agreed with a nod,
So Neville, this stuff is amazing… but what exactly is it?" Asked a lazy eyed Hermione.
"It's this new plant I've discovered, up in the mountains of magical Brazil... The muggles have a non-magically version called mar...marweena or something like that" Neville said before taking a seat on the floor, and propping his body against the side of his fire place.
"what's the difference between the two" Hermione said, as she looked down at Neville, who ended up basically sprawled across the floor.
Neville looked up, a smirk lifting the corners of his mouth "ours is more potent."
Harry, and Ron only nodded, as silly grins danced across their faces.
A couple hours passed before either of the four friends even thought about moving.
"bloody unicorn horn, I'm hungry" Ron said loudly before standing and stretching his arms above his head with a loud yawn. He then began wondering towards where he knew Neville's kitchen was.
"Yea That usually happens." Neville said before pulling himself off the floor with a groan.
"I ate almost half my pantry I before a realized what I was doing" he said as he followed after ron
Both Harry, and Hermione stumbled slightly as they rose to follow after him.
Neville came in the kitchen, to see Ron with his whole head in a box of one of his favors muggle cereals, Lucky Charms.
Ron moaned as he pulled his head from the cereal box. Hearts, stars and horse shoes decorated his mouth, while clovers and blue moon fell from his hair. "This has to be magic" He said with a mouthful of cereal.
Hermione lent over the table grabbing the box, and tilting it into her mouth "Damn" she said with a happy grin, before dancing away from Ron, as he made a grab for the box.
Harry looked longingly from his seat at the kitchen table, emerald eyes close to tears.
Neville smirked before going towards the fridge. "Don't worry mate, I got the good stuff hidden in the back."
Neville reached deep into his fridge, before coming back out with two foot long hoagies.
Harry wiped away tears of joys, and without a word took a bite of his sandwich. As he chewed he ended up in a boneless heap half off the chair. "Can this be my Patronus Charm, I don't think I've ever been happier" a tear coming to his eyes once again.
Both Ron and Hermione pulled out their wands, looking as if they were ready to kill for a bite of the hoagies.
Neville shook his head before pointing towards the fridge "you both have one, so don't get your wands in twist"
The couple then rushed towards the fridge with bright eyes, as Neville and harry watched on in amusement
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Thirty minutes later found the four friends back in the living room, and looking happily stuffed, and half asleep.
"This is great, but I honestly don't know it's going to help the wizarding world." Ron said with bone rattling yawn.
Neville only smirked before settling back into his arm chair. "We give it to the death eaters, then take away all their food"
Ron, Harry and Hermione, could only stare in horror, as chills ran up and down their spines. They looked each before back at their grinning friend
"let's remember never to get on Neville's bad said"