A/N: Having been on many a road trip with my family - including my three brothers - I know what it means to invent games to keep yourselves occupied in the car. This is a little something that came to me that I could totally see the Winchester boys doing during their many logged hours of driving. Hope it brings a smile to your face and that I didn't overly offend anyone. All in good fun, and whatnot.
Disclaimer: electricity and water should never be mixed. And also, Supernatural not being mine is a sad fact that I have gradually and begrudgingly learned to live with.
"Weak-ass nimrod."
"That insult's what's weak, Dean. Or should I say, Xena Warrior Princess."
"Yellow-bellied nerd."
"Zombie-humping dingbat."
"Heh. Good one, Sammy."
"Thank you."
"Uhh… Asswipe."
"Brain-infected tool."
"Cockroach-kissing buttmunch."
"Dick-wad."
"Emo-haired bitch."
"Ouch, man. That stings."
"Can't help the truth little brother."
"Fine. Fugly twat."
"Googly-eyed whore."
"Hippo-sized hillbilly."
"Hey! I am not fat!"
"Your denial says differently, Dean."
"Whatever, dude. Where were we?"
"I."
"Idiotic waste-of-flesh."
"Jiggly-assed jerk."
"Knuckleheaded dingleberry."
"Eyes on the road, you lilly-livered slut."
"I'm a damn good driver, monkey-faced fool."
"Numb nuts."
"l, m, n, o… Obese sissy."
"You forget the alphabet, you pansy-ass pussy?"
"Shut up, queer."
"I find that offensive."
"Of course you do. I just insulted your people."
"Rat-faced moron."
"Who you callin' moron, short-bus."
"Twitterpated dipshit."
"Twitterpated, Sam?"
"You heard me."
"Uber-skanky white boy."
"Hold on, my phone is ringing … Hey, Bobby, what's up? ... No, we just finished with a salt and burn in Oklahoma. We're on the road, but not toward anywhere in particular. … Ok, sure. … Yeah, sounds good. … Canton, Ohio, got it. … Alright, talk to you later. Oh! Bobby, wait! What's an insult that starts with the letter V? … That's perfect. Thanks, Bobby. Bye."
"So, Canton, Ohio?"
"Yeah, village idjit."