"Hi Dan", I recognised that voice instantly. It was Sayori my childhood friend and secret Crush, "Um, why are you wearing that neck brace?". God damnit. Why did I have to attempt autofellatio?
"Um...", I better make up a lie quickly, "I was hit by a car". Nailed it.
"You're an idiot", she said dismissively, but in her normal joyful way. "Anyway why did I walk over here? Oh yeah! I have a question for you."
"Please ask me to marry you please ask me to marry you please ask me to marry you" I think to myself totally smitten. But on the outside I play it cool, "Sure."
"Do you want to come to my house and watch the new season of stranger things?"
"Sure!" I reply enthusiastically, "The last one ended on such a cliff-
"-ord the big red dog?"
"Yuri!" Yells Sayori, "for the last time no one else cares about that! Now go away."
"*sigh*, ok". Sighs Yuri disappearing from existence.
Sayori rolls her eyes then turns and looks at me smiling, "So are you coming or not?"
"Coming", I say dreamily. She's so cute.
"Oh by the way the TV at mine's broken so we'll just have to watch the one in my room"
"But there's nowhere to sit in your room? Do you just want to come watch it at mine?"
"No that's ok we can just sit in my bed. Race you!" She runs off but I don't move a muscle, (well one muscle is moving unintentionally but that's beside the point), Sayori's TV is mounted to the wall at the foot of her twin bed. Which means we're going to be getting pretty cozy, if you know what I mean*.
End of chapter 1.
*I mean we'll be in close proximity to one another.