This is a very short one shot in honor of Firexia, whose birthday is today. Happy birthday, Firexia! I hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything mentioned in this fic.
Reimu sighed.
Today had been a hectic day. First, Marisa came, and somehow managed to destroy her shrine while she was out shopping. Reimu didn't know how she did it, but it was Marisa, so however it was, it was probably an over the top display.
Then, Yukari came holding this... something, and dropped it off at her house, saying that she had to take care of it for a while. Never mind that Reimu didn't even know what 'it' was. It was some sort of animal, that was all she knew. Some sort of animal, that had a carrot for a nose and said "Puun!" all the time.
Then, in addition to all that, when she had managed to rebuild one of the walls of her house again, a random guy with an umbrella and a bandana tied around his head crashed into it, asking where Nerima, Japan was. Upon hearing that Reimu had no idea, he started screaming to the sky, cursing some wild horse or something. He then left, not even bothering to apologize for breaking her wall.
Then, some monster with what looked like a skull mask came and wrecked the parts of her house that weren't already destroyed, and was followed by this weird boy with orange hair, black robes, and a giant sword.
After that happened, two people appeared at her house: an old man with long, white hair and a blond kid in an orange jumpsuit. The old man then started to flirt with her, much to her horror, and had to be dragged away by the kid, who was blabbering about powerful 'jutsu' (whatever that was), perverted teachers, and ramen.
And to top it all off, Yukari's pet somehow shriveled up. And she didn't know if it was dead or not.
Plus, none of her visitors bothered to leave donations.
Great. What a wonderful birthday this was turning out to be.
And that's it! Have a great birthday, Firexia! I hope it turns out better than Reimu's!