Heavy's Tiny Picnic Adventure
Storyline by: Rubberfruit and Rhapsidous
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TEAM FORTRESS 2 OR CHARACTERS MENTIONED IN STORY!
Part 1
Scout was sitting on his favorite box, derping around, when Soldier appeared behind him and yelled "BOX!" Scout fell to the floor. Soldier laughed evilly and proceeded to take the box. Scout looked up angrily. Heavy, who happened to be standing about 3 yards away from Scout, invited him to a picnic, which greatly pleased Scout. He dashed to Heavy, laughing loudly. "S'up?" Scout said. Heavy pointed to his picnic basket saying, "DA." Scout jumped into the basket. "IT IS GOOD DAY FOR PICNIC," Heavy cheered. "Hey, go!" Scout said, impatiently. "YES," Heavy said, and proceeded to frolic over to the picnic grounds.
Halfway there, he passed by a RED Sniper. Being a curious man, Heavy went back to Sniper. "G'day," Sniper greeted. Scout stuck his head out of the basket and asked, "What's the matter?" He turned his head, and his normal happy smile turned into a disgusted frown. Sniper had crapped himself! "I think someone soiled diaper," Heavy said. "Yeah," Sniper said, and took out a jar of urine, "Jarate!" He tossed the jar at Heavy. "That'll slow you down!" Sniper sneered. Heavy backed away slowly. 5 minutes later, Heavy and Scout arrived at the picnic site. Heavy turned the basket over. Scout fell out. Heavy gave the basket a tap, and OVER 9000 sandviches fell out. Scout screamed in agony, as the sandviches fell on him. Demoman, who was watching them on a roof asked, "What?" Scout looked at the pile of sandviches and said, "Sandwiches!" He held one up for Demoman to see. Scout tossed the sandvich at a tree. Unfortunately for him, that tree was Demoman's favorite tree! "AY!" Demoman scolded. He took out his Sticky-Bomb launcher and blasted himself over to Scout. Scout was smiling stupidly as Demoman landed. "Ah!" Scout exclaimed! Demoman glared at him evilly. Scout whimpered.
That's the first part folks! Feel free to leave reviews! For my first story, it seems pretty well-typed! The chapters will be uploaded soon!