MissNavi: Ok, now.. This is my second fic. I know you see that I've only authored this one, but my other one is The Legend of Zelda: The Age of Animals, which is said to be authored by envoy-from-the-dark-abyss. It's on there because when I signed up, I needed to wait to upload and I was coming out with new chapters everyday, so my best friend (who is envoy) offered to post a preview to see if people liked it. After that, I just kept uploading to hers and never switched, in fear that some people would be lost about where it is and such. So now I am writing a new story on this one now.. Sorry envoy! I hope you all like it! Now.. Here's chapter 1!
The Legend of Zelda: Betrayers
Chapter 1
The gushing waterfalls can be heard throughout the woods as dusk fell upon the land. Link the teenage farm boy sat with an older man near the water in Faron Woods.
"Tell me... Do you ever feel a strange sadness as dusk falls? They say it's the only time when our world intersects with theirs..."
"And what world would that be? Lala Land? I visit their quite often actually.." Link thought to himself.
"... The only time we can feel the lingering regrets of spirits who have left our world." Link looked down at the ground in sorrow. He missed his mother, and his father.
"That is why loneliness always pervades the hour of twilight..." The man known as Rusl stated. He was talking about his father. Link looked just like his father. He acted like him, too. They both had dirty blonde hair and they both sat the exact same way. Everything they did was similar. Their amibitions, their actions, their care.. Everything about them was the same. But in a way, Link was different.
"OoOoOoO TWILIGHT! TWILIGHT IS PREEEEETTY!!! But what the hell does 'pervade' mean? Is that the same as perverted that Navi always used to scream at me in my past life? Being resurrected is tough stuff, but I deal.. Because I'm back and hotter than ever, OH YEAH!" Well hey, I never said they shared the same intelligence. Everyone missed his father.. He was a good man.. After pondering these thoughts, the camera's focus turned towards Link and his shining--- "SHINY!" ---blue earring.
"But enough talk of sadness... I have a favor to ask of you, Link." Link looked over to hear Rusl's proposition.
"I was supposed to deliver something to the royal family---"
"OH MY GOD!! ZELDA'S IN THIS?! WOO BABY!! ALRIGHT!! WOOT WOOT!!" Link arose from the ground and began dancing.
"Umm.. Link? What in heaven's name are you doing? I need to know that I am asking someone responsible to do this for me."
"Oh, um.. Sorry, Dude.. I just got so excited the I couldn't contain myself.."
"Link, you never could contain yourself.." Link heard a familiar voice inside his head..
"NAVI?!" Link shouted into the atmosphere. He quickly glanced around the forest to find her.
"YOU IDIOT! I'm not actually HERE! I'm in your head! In your brain.. Actually, there isn't much of it, now is there?"
"Navi! What are you doing?!"
"I want to help.. I.. I.."
"Spit it out!!!"
"I MISS YOU!! OK?!"
"I always knew you would! It's because I'm so hot, right?"
"NO!! It's because I have no life, and I need a hobby! So I sit inside your head! Well, not really inside.. I'm more like a voice inside your head. Like a conscience!"
"What the hell is a con.. a conscinininece.. what you said.."
"That's what I am to you. I am your conscience. Isn't that great? I'll be in this fic after all!"
"Oh.. So consciences are otherworldly annoyances?"
"JUST LISTEN TO RUSL!!! I'm going to leave now.. Bye!"
"NAVI WAIT COME BACK!"
"Link.. Who is this 'Navi' you scream of?"
"Nothing, Dude. You were saying?" Link began to blush from embarrassment. Rusl continued..
"I was supposed to deliver something to the royal family of Hyrule the day after tomorrow..."
"Oh god, why can't you just say in two days?! Is it really that difficult?" "Yes, so I've heard.. Hadn't the mayor asked you?"
"Yes, it was a task set to me by the mayor, but... would you go in my stead?"
"Oh c'mon! You're so lazy you can't even get off you're butt to deliver something?! HE'S LIKE TALON!"
"LINK! HE'S YOUR FRIEND! And besides.. Zelda will be there... Don't you want to see Zel--"
"SURE!" Link quickly responded. Navi was basically Link's thoughts and actions. Navi had the persuasion power to convince Link to do just about anything. Especially Zelda related.
"You have... never been to Hyrule, right?" Link nodded his head no, but he thought differently...
"Well, DUH!! Who HASN'T been to Hyrule?! Well hey.. I wonder how Princess Hottie looks now.. Being that everything's not as pixelated... She's probably almost as hot as me now! But she still doesn't match up!"
"In the kingdom of Hyrule there is a great castle, and around it is Castle Town, a community far bigger than our little village."
"Woahhh.." Link said sarcastically. "Like I didn't know tha! What is UP with these peepsles! Haha, peepsles.. That sounds kinda cool.."
"... And far bigger than Hyrule is the rest of the world the gods created."
"Yeah yeah yeah! I've heard the story at least 3 times in my past life..."
"You should look upon it all with your own eyes."
"Yeah, in a less pixelated version.." "Yes, this is a new experience for me. I cannot wait..." Link replied in sarcastic enthusiasm. "To see Princess Hottie!" They looked at each other, and Rusl stood up, as if to say that their conversation was over.
"It is getting late..."
"OoOoOoH YEAH BABY!! I like the dark.. Fun things you can do in the dark.. Yeeeeep!"
"We should head back to the village. I will talk to the mayor about this matter." Link stood up and followed Rusl back to the village with Epona. Later, a girl about Link's age came and took Epona along a long road into the woods. Afterwards, an older man came running up to Link's house.
"Hey! Link! You there?" Link peered out the window to see what was going on.
"Hey, you mind helpin' me herd the goats? They ain't listenin' to me lately!"
"Umm.. Ok?" Link hopped down from the window and ran to the door.
"Hey, where's Epona?" The strange man named Fado asked in curiosity. Link walked out of his little tree house in which he lived. He approached Fado and talked to him.
"C'mon, now, hurry on up an' bring Epona with you." Link went to go find Epona. He went down the long path into the woods that the camera had hinted earlier.
"OoOoO! It looks dark and scary.. Heheheh.. Wow, it's lonely without Navi here.."
"WHAT?! I'm right here!"
"Nevermind. Now that you're here, I take that back..."
"HEY!!" Navi was getting pissed.. She had second thoughts about staying with Link..
"I hope I'm not replaced.. This is so cool! I can hear Link's thoughts, but he can't hear mine.. Hee hee hee! SKLEE!" Link headed down the path into the woods. He found the bridge that he and Rusl had walked over. It was still locked up. Epona couldn't have gone that way. He turned left to find a spring. In the spring, was Ilia and Epona. Link walked into and saw Ilia. She was petting Epona. Ilia loved horses.
"Man.. She is sooo hot! I wish she loved me instead of the horse.. WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THE HORSE?!" Ilia turned to see Link.
"Oh, hi, Link."
"H.. Hu huhu.. Hiii Ilia," Link stuttered.
"I washed Epona for you!"
"Thank you, Ilia," Link looked at her with new eyes. She was beautiful in every way... to him at least... Link ran up and talked to Ilia.
"Epona is a girl too, so you have to treat her nice like one!"
"Psh, since when do I treat the girlies nice? They are HOT! I treat them as dirty as they should be!" "Sure.. Ok, I will.."
"Oh, but listen, Link... Could you do something for me?"
"Anything for you, Babe."
"Ok.. One: Do not call me 'Babe.' And Two: Can you use a piece of grass to play that song for me? You know, the one that Epona likes?"
"Suuuure... I play it with grass?"
"Mmhmm! Grass!"
"Okkk.." "I'd rather play the freakin' ocarina! Do you know how many germs are probably on one blade of grass?!"
"Wow Link! Since when have you become a germaphobe??"
"Navi, I was resurrected. A lot has changed, ok?! I've been through a lot! Now leave me alone! You hurt my feelings!" Link began crying slightly.
"Umm... Link, if you're going to cry, you don't have to play it.."
"No! I wasn't crying! Men don't cry! Especially hot men, like me! We don't cry! I was so happy about that ummm..." Link looked around for an excuse, ".. about that bird up there!" All attention was directed to the hawk flying in the air. Around and around and around.
"I was happy that they can fly as long as they can and that they're here. Otherwise... The food chain would not be what it is now..??"
"Oh, wow! That's very thoughtful of you Link! Now, can you play the song?"
"Ok.. I'll play the song on the.. -Gulp- grass.." Ilia had an idiotic smile on her face as Link played the song.
"Wow, this freakin' piece of grass actually works!" Epona came towards Link.
"AHHHH!! STAMPEDE!!" Link flinched, but Epona had stopped a good five feet in front of him.. Ilia looked at Link confusedly.
"Umm.. I uh.. I was just kidding! You know? I'm not afraid of her! See?" Link cautiously walked up and sat on Epona.
"Ok.. You're so funny Link! Anyway, it's such a nice melody.. Epona looks happy."
"NEIGH!" Epona neighed. She had a strange expression on her face. Link had guessed that her expression showed happiness. Apparently it did.
"Well, she's all prettied up now, ---"
"Not as pretty as you are babe!"
"--- so I supposed you can ride her back."
"Ilia, how about you ride me instead, Babe? Oooooooh yeah baby!"
"EWWW!! LINK SHUT UP!!"
"But I was thinking! I didn't say anything!"
"Then... THINK UP!"
"But I have thinking proble---"
"I DON'T CARE!! JUST STOP THE PERVERTEDNESS!"
"I'm sorry, baby! I can't help it! It's who I am, girl!"
"Eww.. Do not.. EVER.. Talk to ME, like THAT!"
"Whatever... Darlin'.. Hahaha"
"Ok, now I know you're just TRYING to piss me off!"
"But don't you make her do too much, ok?"
"Uh, what?!" Link woke up from his inside conversation with Navi. "Sure, whatever you say ba---" Ilia looked sternly at Link. "Ilia.. I meant Ilia.."
"Good.. Now bye! Bye Epona.." Link rode Epona to the ranch where Fado was waiting.
"Sorry to get you over here in such a hurry, Link! These guys have been awful skittish lately. They won't listen to a word I say."
"Well, why would they listen to you?!"
"Sorry to ask, bud, but how's about you an' Epona herd 'em into the barn real quick? We ain't got much time, so you think you can do it for me?"
"Ugh.. Fine.."
"Much obliged there, bud! Ok, then go on an' herd tall these little scamps into the barn for me!" Link attempted to herd all of the goats in, but to no avail.
"WHY WON'T THESE FREAKIN' GOATS GO IN?!" Link then talked to Fado. He realized that they had not yet started herding.. Link had already spent a good half hour trying, when they hadn't even started yet.
"Oh yeah! These goats must be pretty smart to know not to go in BEFORE I'm supposed to start herding!" Link herded all of the goats in, and talked to Fado.
"Link, Epona... Much obliged to both of y'all!"
"If only it was this easy herding all the girlies into the bed room.. Ooooooh yeah! They'd be ALL over me!"
"Link.. SHUT UP!" Link ignored Navi and continued listening to Fado.
"I can cover everythin' tomorrow without havin' to trouble you, so just sit back an' relax, bud."
"Since when am I your 'bud'?"
"Oh... But, uh, how 'bout today? Wanna practice with the fences?"
"Uh... Sure?"
"Just wait a spell, bud. I'll get them fences set up." Fado then ran off.
"Ok.." "A 'spell'? I should wait a 'spell'? What the hell does that mean?!" After about an hour of pondering what he meant by a 'spell,' Fado had finished.
"Hoo, sorry that took so long! Ok, then! Y'all ride all you want!"
"Oh no... He's starting to sound like that freakin' owl! NOOOOOOO! It's Ocarina of Time all over again!"
"Y'all get tired of ridin', just jump the gate an' head back into the village, ok, bud?" Link and Epona began jumping fences. It was soothing, yet challenging at the same time.. Link was, how should I put this.. He was relaxed.. Somewhat..
"GO OVER THE FENCE YOU STUPID HORSE! IS THAT SO HARD TO DO?!" Epona was mad at the tone in Link's voice. She knew he was yelling at her. She decided to fling him off of her back. She whinnied and stood up on her back legs, while flailing her front legs in the air. Link flew about 12 feet in the air, and landed a distance of about 24 feet away.
"OH MY GOD!! WHAT IS YOU PROBL--"
"LINK! She's mad at you! Now be nice, and go make up!"
"Ugh, fine!"
In the meantime, Fado was watching everything that was happening. He was waiting for Link to leave so he could leave, too.
"What in god's name is goin' on 'ere?" He whispered to himself. He continued to watch in curiousity.
"Epona.." Link was said calmly and apologetically.
"Neigh?" Epona asked.
"I'm sorry.. I shouldn't have gotten mad at you.. It's all my fault.."
"Neigh!" Epona agreed.
"Link, she said, 'Yes, it is all your fault! And I accept.. But you're a pervert!' And that's exactly what she said...:" Navi's voice sounded suspicious..
"Ok Navi, but the last part I don't believe!"
"Ok! She didn't actually say you were a pervert... BUT EVERYONE KNOWS! EVEN YOU!"
"Yep! Being perverted is one of my specialties! Would you like an example bab--"
"DON'T EVEN START WITH ME!'
"Fine, fine, fine... FINE! I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU ANYMORE!"
"WELL GOOD! HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW, HUH? NOW THAT I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU ANYMORE?!" There was silence in the thought processes. Link had hopped back on Epona and rode away..
"GRRR! Stubborn idiot.." Link jumped over the fence, and into Ordon Village. Suddenly, he was back at his house, sleeping...
MissNavi: Well? What do you think? Please review, and don't worry! I'll still be working on my other story for those of you that read it! I'm actually almost done with Chapter 2 for this story.. I work quickly..
Link: -mumbles- Psh, sometimes you don't do anything..
MissNavi: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Link: Nothing... But why did you have to go and put Navi in the story?!
Navi: HEY! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!
Link: Uhhh Navi? I didn't even know you were there!
Navi: Oh, so that makes it ok now?!
Link: Uhh... Yes?
Navi: GRRRR!!! I OUTTA---
Link: Outta what? Huh, Navi? Running out of things to say?
Navi: No, you're the one that's running!
Link: Huh?
Navi: I'll give you 5 seconds! 5... 4... 3--
-Link ran to get Epona and charged at Navi-
Navi: I'm a fairy, you can't hit me! Epona, please knock him off.. Please?
Epona: NEIGH!
-Epona knocks Link off of her back-
Link: OWWW!! MY BACK!! I'M PARALYZED!
MissNavi: Do you even know what paralyzed means?
Link: Uhhhhh... I'm too paralyzed to answer?
MissNavi: Apparently not.. Well, please review, if you want me to continue!
Link: Wow that rhymes!
Navi: Oh, so you can talk now?
Link: I mean.. OWW!!
MissNavi: Chapter 2 should be posted soon! REVIEW!