Evil Plans

Drabble One

The team walked along the road. The dark falling upon them as they walked to the leaf. Tsunade accompanying them for the fresh air and lack of work to do. The wind lifted the fall leaves into the sky. Causing Naruto to once be silent and enjoy the measly silence of beauty. But he was mostly enjoying the music on his iPod. The rest of the team smiled lightly to ever rustle. The sweet sent of the fall day. Suddenly Naruto stops and looks at Kakashi-sensei.

"Girl I know you wanna show that thong, thong." He sings towards his sensei.

Everyone starts to laugh nervously. Tsunade hold her nose from nose bleed. Sakura sighs and walks away.

"I knew that was going to happen eventually." Sakura mumbles.

Sasuke shouts and scream at the top of his lungs.

"What the fuck I thought you told me you weren't gay!"

Kakashi's jaw drops and he looks at the boy with scared eyes. What does he say at a point like this.

Naruto gives strange looks hearing bits of there conversation and continues to sing happily.

"That girl so scandalous and I know another nigga couldn't handle it and she shaking that thang like who's da ish, with a look in her eye so devilish."

"Um..Naruto. I-"

"You mother fucker I knew you would corrupt them." Tsunade says while walking past him.

Before meeting Sakura's pace she smacks the back of Kakashi's head.

"Wait no, I didn't." He sighed. "Oh jeez."

"She had dumps like a truck truck truck. Thighs like what what what. Baby move your butt butt butt " Naruto sang.

Sasuke watched the two in utter disgust. His crush singing to another man. He ran ahead with the females screaming two words.

"Two Timer!"

Naruto finally pulled the earplugs out. Curious of his sensei strange face.

"Why'd Sasuke call me a two timer?" Naruto asks.

"THAT'S ALL YOU HEARD!" Kakashi shouted.

Out of all the times the boy has ignored his team this was the weirdest. They didn't even notice he was listening to music tell now.

He smacked the boy upside the head and pointed a finger at him and shouted.

"Listen to more appropriate music when you around your sensei!"

"But you listen to the thong song too."

Kakashi smacks his forehead impatiently and hugs the boy without other noticing. He quickly pull away and covers his eyes with his hand.

"Your such a dumbass." He mumbled while stomping off.

Naruto smiled lightly. His sensei was so easy to temptation of forbidden fruit. He'd have to listen Just Had Sex. A smirk dressed his face at the thought of Kakashi losing his cool with him alone.