Aang, Katara, Zuko, Azula, and Jet are all in a group anger management session.
Counselor: (pushes glasses up bridge of nose) As you all know, you are here because you have a problem managing your anger. But I want you to know that this is a safe environment for you to share your feelings. We won't judge you. We are here to listen and to help you work through your issues. Now does anyone have anything they want to share?
Everyone: …
Zuko: (shifts uncomfortably in seat) Well… (stands up and lunges at Aang) I NEED TO CAPTURE THE AVATAR TO RESTORE MY HONOR AND PLEASE MY FATHER!!!!!!!
Counselor: (jumps up to restrain Zuko)
Aang: (from behind the counselor restraining Zuko) (sticks out tongue) Don't make me go all glowy on your ass.
Zuko and Aang: (glare at each other over counselor's head)
Couselor: (standing between Aang and Zuko) Now Aang, that is precisely the thing we are trying to avoid. We need to work out our issues with each other without resorting to "going all glowy" as you say. And Zuko, clearly, you have some unresolved issues with your father that we need to work through. I suggest telling him how you feel. The only way to get through to someone is to be honest with them.
Zuko: (looks at counselor like he's crazy) (lunges at Aang again) I MUST CAPTURE THE AVATAR!
Counselor: Calm down! I'm sure there's a non-violent way to resolve this! Please sit down. (sighs) Does anyone else have anything to share?
Katara: (stands up, glares at Azula, whips out some water) YOU BLASTED A HOLE THROUGH AANG YOU PSYCHO BITCH!!!!
Azula: (lightening crackling at fingertips) You better watch your mouth, water peasant!
Counselor: (jumps between them) Ladies! Ladies! Calm down. I'm sure Azula has a perfectly good expla-
Jet: (stands up, proclaims loudly) THE FIRE NATION KILLED MY PARENTS!!!! (whips out hook swords and lunges at Zuko) DIE EVIL FIRE NATION SCUM!!!!
Counselor: Oh no…..
Zuko: (whips out his swords) (they start fighting) GET AWAY FROM ME YOU STALKER! I HARDLY EVEN KNOW YOU!!!
Jet: WHY DON'T YOU JUST FIRE BEND? HUH? HUH? OR ARE YOU TOO SCARED????
Zuko: WTF? WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
Counselor: Can everyone please calm down. You're here to learn to manage your anger not feed it. I'm sure we can all discuss our issues like adults. We don't have to fight –
(the room descends into chaos. Katara and Azula are fighting. Zuko is chasing Aang. Jet is chasing Zuko)
Counselor: (sighs) I give up ….
Sokka: (outside waiting for Katara) (Holding a cup of cactus juice) (slurs words) hic I'm sure glad I don't have any problems. hic (takes a big gulp of cactus juice) (looks up) I wonder how I ended up sitting on the ceiling….
END!!!!
A/N: Oh no! Looks like Sokka's been hitting the cactus juice again! Hahaha. Ok, I know that was very weird. It was a lot funnier in my head. I originally intended it to be a comic, but I can't draw. I mean, even my stick figures look like blobs. It's pretty pathetic. But anyway, that's what I thought might happen if the avatar characters went into anger management. Just imagine the counselor as one of those stereotypical counselors who want to help everybody and are all calm and completely oblivious to what is actually going on. And imagine that he is getting more and more disheveled as the story goes on. I hope you liked it!