One day, a guy was walking around in a forest wearing a swirly orange mask. Ichigo walked up and yelled,
"SANTUN KESHUN!" and fired her/his lazers.
"What the hell was that for!" demanded the guy in the mask, then took his mask off.
"Voldemort, why are you wearing a mask?" Ichigo asked before stabbing Voldemort in his DDD-cup sized boob.
"MY BOOB!" he yelled, then died.
Meanwhile, Orohime was raping a picture of Tatsuki.
"Oh... Tatsuki's photograph... consume me..." she moaned, ripping off her shirt.
"Uh, Orohime, what are you doing?" asked Tatsuki, walking in.
Meanwhile again, Chad is walking through Wal-Mart.
"Yabadabadebadabuh Yabadabadebadabuh Yabadabadebadabuh Yabadabadebadabuh Yabadabadebadabuh Yabadabadebadabuh Yabadabadebadabuh Yabadabadebadabuh Yabadabadebadabuh Yabadabadebadabuh Yabadabadebadabuh Yabadabadebadabuh Yabadabadebadabuh Yabadabadebadabuh Yabadabadebadabuh Yabadabadebadabuh Yabadabadebadabuh Yabadabadebadabuh Yabadabadebadabuh Yabadabadebadabuh Yabadabadebadabuh Yabadabadebadabuh Yabadabadebadabuh Yabadabadebadabuh."
"CHADO-KUN! My lover, here you are!" sang an exuberant, eccentric, gynecologic Urahara.
"Yabadabadebadabuh!"
"I know nobody is supposed to know, but... I'M PREGNANT!"
"YABADABA... WHAT THE FUCK!"
Meanwhile, again again, Naruto kills Sasuke.
"Naruto, you're like a brother to me!" pleaded Sasuke
"I saw what you did to your real brother." growled Naruto
"I only sexually penetrated him with foreign objects!"
Naruto ate Sasuke's face before eating the rest of him.
"Omm nomm nomm," sang Naruto.
At a similar time in a different place in the universe...
A security guard got stabbed. Stab. Bang. Stab. Bang. Bang.
Meanwhile...
Oh yeah I forgot to take my allergy medication last night.
Meanwhile, FUCK YOU!
Meanwhile... ADVENT CHILDREN! WAT NOW!
MeAnWhIlE... PiCkLe...
"Oh oh oh yeah. My vegetable friends, ATTACK! Oh oh, I'm tender down there, you know!" said white Zetsu.
"Will you let the eggplants get the testicles?" asked black Zetsu.
"No, they are in my vagina. How about the cucumbers?"
"NO! EGGPLANTS ARE PURPLE!"
Meanwhile-
Misa Misa committed suicide.
L came back to life.
Light discovered he wasn't of the male gender.
All of Tokyo had a party.
Dear Alyssa,
WTF.
The End.