"Yeah me and Persephone are doing great, the other day I even made her scream..." He said mischievously, lightly elbowing Tartarus in the ribs. He flinched.

"I really don't think" Said Persephone, standing behind them. "That coming up behind me and yelling 'boo' is really the same thing"

"And I really don't think that dying your hair red is a good reason to be pissy all the time" Hades snapped back. The redhead in question seemed a bit taken aback and confused.

'I-I don't even dye it though, and I am not pissy all the t-"

"Shhhhhh" He said, placing a finger around her lips."Sh."

"Um, should I just go, or…" Said Tartarus Awkwardly, pointing with his thumb towards the nearest exit.

"No!" They both yelled.

"You can't just tell people about what a slut I am!" She yelled.

"We are married and have had sex once! How is that sluttish!" He said, exasperated "If anything, you're just a prude!"

"Hey, um, so you guys really aren't supposed to be fighting" Said Tartarus awkwardly, rubbing the back of his neck. "Because really, neither of you are correct. Hades, Persephone doesnt dye her hair. In fact, you dye your hair. And it's okay that lil Korey here doesnt want to have…" He sniffles. "Sex. Because that's a personal decision that you can't make based off of whether you're married or not. And Persephone, you just gotta stop baiting this guy. He won't let up, I know him."

"He needs to stop being an idiot. I mean, who does that? It's not even a matter of social okay-ness at thi spoint, it's just dumb and out of character!" Persephone yelled.

"Uh-"

"Yeah, as if you're so much better! How can I be mature when you aren't?" Hades said

"Oh come on, if you think you know me so well why do you think I can be mature? I once stole Aphrodite's underwear and baked it into a cake!"

"That isn't-"

"And afterwards I served it to her and everyone in olympus and someone got the piece with it in and said very loudly 'oh look, I've eaten Aphrodite"

"Wait I think I remember that!" Hades said, argument forgotten "And afterwards someone else said 'I think we all did', really, you did that? She looks so embarrassed! WhatEVER did she do to deserve that?"

"Long story." She said.

"I'd love to hear it," He said, looping his arm around hers. She reciprocated and they started walking away.

"Well it all started when I got this really cool lunchbox for my birthday…"

…

"Um, guys?" Said Tartarus "Okay, you're leaving now. Okay." He shut up and went in the opposite direction, presumably back to hell.

"Still don't like Sephy doing the do…" He mumbled

A/N: I'm not apologizing for the historical inaccuracy. This isn't supposed to be some sort of college course on the greek myths, this is fanfiction. Like, they aren't even real people. They're just metaphors we're obsessed with. Also, I'm trying to start writing more,

Nah.