Okay, I'm taking a quick break from Delta Emerald, and wondered, "How do trainers feel during a randomizer nuzlocke?" I'm sure plenty of people have done this, but I want to try. Based in the Alola region.
Brianna stared at the choices before her. "As you can see," Kahuna Hala boomed, "We have Rowlet, Litten, and Popplio for you to choose from."
Lillie looked shocked at the starters and Brianna was about to slap the kahuna, consequences be damned, for his stupidity. Her eye twitches as she points her finger at the first starter, a pink psychic cat, "Kahuna Hala, THAT is a Mew, don't know how the hell you managed to catch that, but I'm not going to ask. Next," Brianna points to a flaming bird currently in the process of attempting to put out the fire it had caused with it's tail. Which was not helping. "That is Moltres, at least you got the fire typing right." Moltres looked up at it's name and squawked. Finally, a red and grey bird was preening itself. "That is a Talonflame, and going to be my partner." Brianna decided. Taking the Poke Ball and putting it in her bag, she had Talonflame on her arm, she can't help but ask the kahuna, "Are these really the starters you give to eleven-year-old kids?" Hala shrugged. "Usually, we have an Arceus or two instead of a Talonflame, but they went on a justice rampage last week." The kahuna gestures to a part of the town that was completely demolished, while Brianna's jaw dropped.
As the girl walks down the path, with her Talonflame now preening again, a boy runs up to her and challenges her to a battle. She agrees, but when he brings out a Palkia, she can't help but scream, "YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!" She ends up returning Talonflame and leaving the battle altogether when Dialga pops out of Lillie's bag, and both legendary Pokemon begin to destroy the rest of Iki Town.